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Saturday, May 31, 2025
Grub Crawl - Ivanhoe Village and Winter Park: Chez les Copains (Closed) and Tiger Sugar *PA/NY Travel Notes
Thursday, May 29, 2025
Grub Crawl - Audubon Park and Winter Park: OBon Chocolatier and Grappolo
I tried these spots today at lunch. The first is in the East End Market. The second on S Park Ave near Rollins. Winter Park opened some more free spots two streets up on the right. And every other dip shit municipality is taking them away or making you pay for them! Whoda thunk.
OBon Chocolatier Opened two weeks ago. I had the original chocolate latte for $6 because each of these stupid half a thumb sized bon bons is also $6! You read that right. The drink was (meant to be) cold. They can't do hot yet. It was ok. I noticed after I audibled from the bon bon$ that they had little chocolate bars in animal shapes for $6. And some other kind of tiered bar for $10. There are around twelve flavors of bon bons and lattes. The place is modern and white with cool fonts. Glass display case. I guess the name is a play on words. O for Au. Like Au Bon Pain. I have explained that au means with and idiots ask for their french dips with au jus. I had seen it listed without the O. From some bakery people that I think have sugar in the name (light as sugar?).
Grappolo Cucina Italiano - Open for three weeks. Will be a Favorite. The part owner on site said he was from Catania and had been running a top rated place in London/Surrey (La Meridiana). Has a four star on Yelp and was Southeast Restaurant of the Year in '22. He came here for his daughter. We have her to thank for this pleasant surprise. The place is unassuming. Thirteen tables of differing sizes. Odd shades of dark green and white are the primary colors. Some tan areas. The seats are brown. The furniture is mid-century industrial. Interesting light fixtures on the walls. Adult tableware. Nicely doubled folded, cloth napkins. Bar at the rear left. Enough spacing between tables. High ceilings. Painted duct work and sound proofing. On the ceiling is the "roof" of an arbor with fake grapes. Fakes grapes are strewn about the room. They haven't gathered enough dust yet to be an embarrassment. I had the Pavarotti for $15. It was in the panini section. However, it came out as a stromboli. But not a pizzeria stromboli. A glistening, long, thin crusted beaut. I don't order them because I can roll over a slice of pizza onto itself. It's like tacos, tostadas and burritos. It the same thing. This version is technically the same difference, but, it had class. I don't know what to tell you. It demanded respect. The main reason I ordered it was that it had prosciutto (and capicola, pepperoni and sausage) in it. And a garlic-y aoili that may or may not have had a soft cheese in it (I wasn't excited enough at the time of ordering to recall). And garlic and tomato sauce. Served on a rectangular, stained wood cutting board. Vents cut into the dough. Perfect brown color. The meats weren't top notch, but, pizza topping acceptable. Something in there made it a bit to salty. A side sald of arugula, onion and tomato with two olives and aged balsamic. Even some sea salt. That was really good too. The stromboli could have fed two. They offered bread. Not sure if it was on the house. It probably was worth a try. The lunch menu was very reasonable. Five paninis (ie mortadella with pistachios). I think they had a dozen pizzas under $20. Around six pastas for $22 (ie shrimp or carbonara). I saw both. They looked excellent. Head on shrimp! Nice plating too. People were gushing about them. Semi-exotic types of pasta too. I believe they had apps to. Must have. I saw some cannolis come out. One lady said her beef carpaccio was the best she ever had. And she asserted that she had had her share. The couple next to me were Italian Italian. It was nice to hear them speaking it. Added to the ambiance. Soft, pleasant music was barely audible. Three wait staff in uniforms of white shirts with black pants and a long green apron. The place was about half full. Things came out at a pace that indicated things were being made fresh (but not too slow). It boggles the mind that people were out there on that day paying nearly the same price for a sickly Subway sub. My only disappointment is that God did not bless my with two stomachs so that I could report back on a pasta dish. Unlike the quarterback with a similar sounding name, this place is a real winner. I'd make it a priority. Dinner must be an even grander experience. Or they may fuck it up. Who knows? I just had a good experience on this particular date and time. What can I tell you?
*I drove around a bit before and after to see the state of affairs. The food hall at Lake Ivanhoe is more of the same. One stall was charging $20 for tacos! The Jamaican place didn't even show items or prices. The only new place of interest may be Chez les Copains (but for brunch). There is still no parking. I don't see ehy they bothered. How can you you repeat a blueprint for failure? Tiger Sugar can't be bothered to open until noon and it is a bakery. Cowboy Curry is still MIA. The Mongolorian Hawiian replacement isn't there yet. Imperial wasn't open. I thought they were doing lunch. Glass Knife not open. This stupid brownie place (Melt?) in Maitland looks not closed, but, no one is ever in it as far as I can tell. The one positive development was that that stupid Ceviche (next to Grappolo) rebrand may have received the memo. They had some some not uninteresting lunch special with drink for $20. I guess I'll do the Travel Notes on Saturday or something. It will be on PA and NY.
**I also applied for that new visa like requirement for UK. It was easy. Online via app or website. Upload pic of passport and face. Answer a few questions. CC info. Immediate approval. $22. Lasts two years. My friend says that you don't show anything. It is just in their system when you scan your passport. I booked BA for $650 to Gatwick. Norse had some for $520. But, they were such dicks last year that I stayed away. Hours long check in. Won't let you do it online. Nazis about bag size. Zero frills.
Wednesday, May 28, 2025
Miyaji, Lake Mary
I tried this Japanese restaurant in the strip mall of Lake Mary Blvd that has the Target today at lunch. It literally left a bad taste in my mouth. Stomach not loving it either. I had a shrimp teriyaki bento box to go for $18 (lunch price). The worst thing was the clear soup. I ate it last and it is still assaulting my tongue. The salad was also bad. Wet greens and a thin, salty excuse for that grated orange dressing. The two shumai were store bought. The fried rice was dry and tough. Seemed like brown rice texture. Little oil and egg. Unseasoned. You HAD to cover it with sweet sauce from the teriyaki to get it down. That dish was sauteed onions and three bulbs of broccoli and six shrimp. They were ok. No chemical/iodine taste. Maybe not bought frozen in a sack from a supermarket. Tough. Over cooked. Medium sized. The four pieces of California roll had the sauce spilled all over them and were topped with some bb looking, hard something or others. I didn't try the other sauces. The menu is too expensive. I didn't choose sushi because of that. The least expensive sushi is $6 for fake crab stick. Salmon, etc is $8. Cheapest roll is $7. They have 14 apps like takoyaki and gyoza. A $50 omakase. Soups, salads and desserts. The place looks great (at first glance). Several gray tones. Black, gold and darkly stained wood. Faux marble and granite. A huge castle mural in gold. Three rows of three groups of tables. A half wall between two of the rows. Most 4s. Three 6s. Four seats at the sushi bar. Small footprint. Cool graphics. Metal screens. Gold wire hanging dolphins. While waiting, I started to notice the shoddy workmanship. Dripped paint and caulk. Untight seams. Beneath the tables it wasn't exactly spotless. There was a balloon nestled in the ceiling. I believe they are open 7D from 11am on. One other couple there. 2 servers in black unis. The guy (seemed Chinese) said he just came from Sacramento where he worked at a place called Miyagi. He said he just fiddled with the name. Didn't the announcer in Karate Kid mis-pronounce the dojo as Miyaji-do? To me, this is the my least favorite Japanese iteration. Give me non-toxic AYCE or a top level, inventive gastronomy. This middle ground is just a poor value prop. And that's when it is done correctly. Opened two weeks ago. I wasn't aware of it ahead of time. I just passed it and stopped. No serendipity in that.
Monday, May 19, 2025
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Sunday, May 18, 2025
Grub Crawl - International Drive and Universal Area: Kavas, Rawsha, Nola's and Melt n Dip
I tried these spots yesterday at lunch. The first is at Pointe Orlando. The second is in the first strip mall on the right on Turkey Lake Rd south of Sand Lake Rd. The third is at Via Dellagio on Sand Lake Rd. The last is in a strip mall on Sand Lake heading back to I4. Across from the Mc Donald's.
Kavas - Probably a national Mexican chain. Even the waiter kind of apologized for it NOT being Mexican food. Seats over 100. Multi-colored. Mask and Frida Kahlo murals. Steel and straw chandeliers. Cloth hangings. Black colored "canvas". Not so high ceilings. Exposed duct work. Bar on the left. Two aisles of seats merging into a main room. I think there was a patio. Mariachi band and dj booth. Too dark. I had a taco salad with chicken for $17. I had decided on this the last time I was here checking in on their new neighbors. It is the only real "value". It was ok. Bowl wasn't warmed. Chicken was probably the top half of a breast sliced lengthwise. Better quailty than I expected. Romaine. Some black beans/awful shredded cheese/diced tomato and sour cream and ok guac. Mini balls. The salad needed dressing. Chips and salsa weren't complimentary. I think the main menu has fajitas at $25. The cheapest kind. For an example of pricing. The usual Mexican fare. They also have a brunch menu on the weekend. But, the prices weren't any cheaper and I wasn't in the mood for eggs. It was much more full than during the week. All kinds. It wasn't bad, but, I've been brought up to reject chain experiences. And I'm not sure that that is a handicap/fault. However, if you like mariachi bands (unlike Ben Stiller in that movie where he is a newlywed in Mexico - Heartbreak Kid?) blaring "happy birthday" or alternately getting on the table to pour tequila shots down a bachelorette's throat while playing "Tequila", then have I got a place for you. They said they validate parking. It may be a bit complicated though (signs had some bs list of demands through your phone to satisfy them/pay). I don't think you can just swipe a cc. And I think their lot has removed any human interaction altogether. What if you are a tourist without a sim card? How do you get out? 86 69-ing! I park in a free, tow threatening lot next door. Yet to be towed.
Rawsha - Iraqi owner serving Med fare. I believe it JUST opened. I believe it is in the sad Med space I went to during the Boiled Fish post. It has had a total refurb if that is the case. Narrow floor plan. Ten tables. Seven fours and three twos. On the right side. Prep area on the left. Off white with gray. Unused serving platters and small mirrors as wall decoration. Tasteful. There was some kind of "bathroom" odor. 1 server. 6 cooks (including the owner). They said he was the only one allowed to shave the meat for shwarmas. I like that. Quality control. Means it is an important dish to them not fast food part of menu. I missed if he did or if it had been preshaved and heated up. The beef looked like THEY prepared the block of meat on the gyrator. I wonder if that has a name? It was very good. Fresh, paper thin lavosh. Browned. Tender, warm and sweet spiced beef. Tomato, onion and pickles and bitter herbs. Nice hummus or tahini or a mix. It was very white. Not enough to dissect. The one criticism is that it was not exactly busting at the seams (that denotes class right?). Probably a Fav though. Had it (unheated) for dinner. Held up. They did not have a chicken one that day. Had chicken kebabs/kofte though. Dips and salads are their apps. 6 wraps ($10-$15). 4 sides ($6-$8). 8 shwarmas if you count combos, etc ($12-$22). 7 grills ($20-$35). They have lamb chops, falafel, cheese rolls, tikka as some of the less traditional options. I think I have only had Iraqi food from Kurds before. I'm not sure if (even) they or other Iraqi would say that counts. They said this was a motley crew. I wonder from which parts. Maybe I've had some now? It had more customers than I expected. And a mixed crowd. I'm satisfied that the rest of the menu will be done with care/finesse too. Have to come back again. That last bite was magic.
Nola's Ice Cream - They said it was the other partner from Sampaguita. Open for a few months. Opens at 2p on week days. Noon on weekends. White store. Business side on the right. Around ten flavors. I had the Vietnamese Che for $5. It was bad. I thought I put Sampaguita as a Fav. This was green and white colored with coconut and cinnamon flavor. It was really fluffy. In a bad way. The worst kind of mass produced, frozen ice cream mouth feel. I can't believe this was the expected result. I don't recall reading about this "style". Nevertheless, the most important thing about the place is that there is a false wall behind where you order and it leads to Nabe. I took a peek. It is small, but, looks excellent. Very posh.
Melt n Dip - Opened six months ago. They sell fancified (expensive) versions of waffles, crepes, cookies, cakes and dip sticks. An interesting one was the fettucine (cut) crepe. Drinks and gelato and shakes and fruit plates too. After Nola, I had to cleanse myself. I had their Mandarin gelato for $5. Better. Larger. But, it must have been old. Lots of frozen areas. A milkshake (didn't see the size) was only $7. Black. Around 20 tables. L shaped. Windows. High ceilings. Prices in mid to high teens. I liked the inventiveness (ie pouch crepe). Not sure who we have to thank for that. Sweets are not my baliwick. The owner was asked (not by me) where he was from. He said Palestine. Didn't say if if it was closer to the river or the sea. Not sure if this stuff is ordinary fare there. Or from a way station he passed through. Parking is limited. The generic sounding name belies what is offered. Those with an insufferable curiosity or just a sweet tooth may be surprised at what is hiding here in this non-descript location. Proper execution assumed.
*I also did a pass through the Rosen Plaza across from Pointe Orlando. They have a poor looking buffet at Cafe Matisse. A coffee bar called Smooth Java. An event and pool bar (closed for private affair) boite called 39 Poolside. And Jack's Place. That is the old timer. Always meant to try it. Valet, dinner only, grandpa/steakhouse menu and high (most around $40-50 with a low bar of $34?) buy in means it ain't gonna happen. Unless you're paying. And can I say that we can have some fun here in the City of Light. Mexican, Iraqi, Vietnamese and Undetermined in one square mile in one part of one day. And mostly afterthoughts. That is the real Epic Universe.
Friday, May 16, 2025
Steve's Family Diner, Titusville
I tried this diner on US1 just south of DT (around Hobby Lobby) yesterdy at lunch. It is old and worn. Brown on brown. I had a schnitzel special for $11. It was shockingly good. I'm not sure if the cook was just trying to get it done quickly or he knows how to time a fry like most do not, but, the pork was not even close to tough or dry. I thought it may have been pan fried. They said not. No gristle. Not oily. They covered it with (probably) canned beef gravy. That was too salty and thick. Mushrooms (probably canned as well) too. Thin slices. Alot. You get two sides. I had mashed potatoes and gravy and french fries. The mp may have been "fresh". There were chunks. They (and not the gravy) should have been seasoned. Bland. If they were home made, they should have boiled them longer. They had a bitter, vegetal flavor. The fries were frozen carrot cube thick and fried crisp. Alot. That's alot of food (done well for a dive) for that price. And they would have also given me bread had I not declined it. Even their tap water didn't taste off. I had first stopped at a place called Orleans up the road and left when they said their crawfish were frozen (I'll get back to that later) and every banal dish (like pulled pork sandwich) was over $14. Steve's had most dishes under $10. Typical diner fare with many special specials like whole catfish. If you want an above average, value meal (or two), with pleasant service in the area, you could do a lot worse.
*I sunbathed at Cape Canaveral. I didn't have to use my annual pass. The guard gate was empty because of a faulty register. The beach was almost empty. Not too much seaweed. A few bugs. Glassy ocean. The water was way colder than I expected. I don't think I had been in T'ville since the hurricanes. There is some road work to expand the sidewalks going to the NP. It may have been planned anyway. The VC was closed and a trailer in its' place. I also stopped by Wild Ocean again. They do sell crawfish for $8 a pound. $3 to cook. They were out until today. The season is pretty much over in a month. I haven't gone to one restaurant in the state this winter that had fresh crawfish on the menu. So sad.
Wednesday, May 14, 2025
Divina Carne, International Drive
Saturday, May 10, 2025
Grub Crawl - SoDo, OIA Area and Azalea Park: Cornerstone Pizza, Koon Thai, Star Gyros and ChimiKing *Fiji Travel Notes
I tried this spots on Thursday and Friday. The first is on E Michigan away from I4. East towards 436. The next is on 436 at the airport entrance. Right side. The last two are next to each other on 436 between 408 and 50. I also was going to a pizza place across from Koon. It has passed. There is a Cuban food truck in the parking lot now though.
Cornerstone Pizza - They have been there since te 80s. This owner for 26 years. Total dump. I had two slices at $2.50 a pop. Typical NY. Garlic-y. Cheese had slipped all over. Underdone. They also have a few salads, sandwiches, apps, calzone, wings and two dinners. Prices are low (ie $10 subs). Places is tiny and slovenly. A few seats. Parking. I just went because it was the last place on the street I hadn't tried. For exactly the reasons I described.
Koon Thai - Don't boycott them. Corrupted minds. I thought it might just be a drinks place since it calls out boba on their signage. It was so much more. A full service Thai concern. Probably pan-Thai. I forgot to ask. Some seafood and Isan dishes. So, probably south and north. I tried the three curry dish with chicken for $17. It was a mix of yellow, green and red curries. I had never seen that approach before. Probably not an authentic Thai dish. I liked it. They also mixed in all the ingredients (ie potatoes and peppers) that come with those dishes. Lots of veg. Fresh. Rice was good. I only ate half and the rest today. I did an experiment that worked. Dipping a baguette in the "soup" is as good as sopping up a bisque or mussel juice. I wonder what would have happened if the French colonized Thailand instead of Vietnam. The food mash up would have been outrageous. The menu is large. Their digitally displayed version does a good job explaining them. It moves through it and highlights a dish every few seconds and shows a pic and describes it. Some interesting items are: Isan sausage, duck larb and stews. They have another place in Jersey. Mostly white look. Some plants and orchids on levels. Wood tables. Some unframed posters and displays on the walls. Maybe eight tables. It was full. Probably people from the adjacent hotels. Nice find.
Star Gyros and Grill - It was last Cappadocia. Kept everything the same. Feels creepy/dirty. The ceiling tiles are stained. They were (ineptly) fixing a sagging ceiling light by thrusting a section of pipe under it. But, I guess if Cornerstone can pass a health inspection anyone can. Adding to the lack of appeal was the lack of any customers. I settled on a chicken gyro because it was the cheapest/quickest thing. It took a while. I starting envisioning a scene from Waiting with them getting jizzy with it. A large circle jerk in the kitchen. The chicken was in chunks. I saved the meal for the next day. Nuked it to kill any germs that might have come with possible spooge or from the actual ingredients. It was bad. Poor thigh bits with sumac or some bitter herb blend. Onions and tomatoes. Like bad Chinese take out. Came with those gross formed french fries. The menu is more pan-Med now. They had the donation box for madrasas. Soups, cold apps, hot apps, specialties, sandwiches, burgers and pasta. Beyti, iskender, orman kebabs are some of their specialties. Nearly everything about the place gives me pause. I hate Med places that try and do Western dishes. I hate squalor. I hate an empty restaurant. I hate being served by people who conceivably could hate your guts by the look of you. It took all of my being not to toss this in the trash. Hopefully, this was all in my head. But, I won't be returning. They just opened recently. It is easy to miss the alley to the parking in the rear. Looks for an equally skecthy rub out joint aside them. Maybe you can pull a twofer.
ChimiKing - I stopped here for them. They JUST opened. Latin. Island latin. Huge menu. Daily lunch specials. I was exhausted, so, I just settled on a tripleta for $12. Very good. Pork tasted Asian-y sweet. Beef (usually strips of unchewable gristle) was cut into to tiny pieces. Tender. Chicken was fine. Ok roll and sauce and potato sticks. Saw some Dominican dishes. Not sure if that is who they are. English was a second language here. Pretty fulll. Around ten tables. Counter in front. Order there. Hidden kitchen. Parking in the rear. One color scheme (dark brown/black). New looking for this area. Worth a try.
*I was exhausted because I was supposed to be in Fiji. However, our rainy season decided to start the minute I was trying to get to Dallas to get there. Even with finagling a spot on a flight two hours earlier, our pussy air traffic controllers and/or federal safety dickheads (FYI - they have been fucking multitudes of travelers since then) kept us grounded for hours because of a little (approaching) rain. And then when they finally released us, they switched us to a runway on the opposite side of the airport just as we were to take off and let others jump our slot. This is the tropics right? Lightning capital of the world? The Swedes and Norse can fly planes in blizzards, but, we quail at a drizzle. I also have to give a giant middle finger to the Dallas airport for taking thirty minutes to get us to a gate. And AA for not trying to fly faster or apparently informing Dallas that we were arriving. Don't even get me started on how many terminals AA uses in Dallas and the crappy sky train. And the biggest, dirtiest finger to Fiji Airlines for not letting me on the plane even after I still somehow got to them ONE MINUTE before BOARDING closed. Plane was still there. Attached to gate. Gate door still open. People still boarding. After they changed their own boarding time to be 90 minutes earlier than the ticket they sold me. For a flight that can have no issue being late because they have one a day. Departure time twenty minutes past that. Why have a departure time? Obviously boarding closing time is the only thing that matters! And after that AA couldn't get me home because they said Fiji had control of the ticket. I had to buy another ticket (they were the only ones going before the pm of course) from AA at an inflated price to get home. I had to wait all night at the airport. The plane going back was grounded because of a door issue. We had to change planes. Just a lovely day of travel to nowhere. And that ticket to Fiji wasn't cheap either. And of course I chose this time to book the hotel in advance for the whole time. Non-refundable. There will be blood! How was your day?
Update - Fiji isn't doing dick. They aren't nice/generous people as sometimes reported. Said travel agent had to apply for refund of unused portions. I enlisted Expedia. They haven't heard back from hotel or airlines. AA finally got back to me. Have to call them back. I remembered that you can demand taxes back. That is often more than flight portion.
Final Update - Expedia got Fiji to capitulate to their share. American said only Fiji could return their portion as well. Still pending. American did return the subsequent ticket price that had to be purchased. It took alot of pressing. Expedia got the hotel to refund all but the first night. They refunded that from their own coffers. They also returned the American portion (or similar amount) of the ticket (kind of) as a "sign of good will". All sums were credits to my credit card. No coupons.