Tacos vs Pizza, Azalea Park

Since there has been ridiculous interest (probably bots or AI stalking) and I am inexcusably drunk, I will hep you to this Mexican/quasi Italian boite in a strip mall on 436 near 50 that I left without tring a few months before. This time (Monday) a sole waitress actually appeared to take my order. I did the ($12.50) chicken fajita plate lunch special. It came with a tostada cup of refried beans, red rice and l and t. Three steamed corn tortillas. I know you are supposed to have corn. But, they sucked. Too flimsy. Plus they clogged your windpipe. Ok chicken with peppers and grilled onions. A big glob of sour cream. The salsa was a bit desicated (remember these terms are coming out au naturel from a sot). They gave you free chips and ok salsa. I hate to say it, but, it was a good "mid-level" Mexican meal. That price is like $5 to7 cheaper than most places. I was only here because the cunts at Cevich in WP stopped the $20 combo lunch. The place is mostly windows. Light gray and brown. 6 booths and two 8's. Mex music from tv. Pretty full. Food came quick. They hopped my order over a six of bimbos. Two cooks. I saw a few pizzas. Ok? Big menu. Better than I expected. You probably have the like in your home town.

Grub Crawl - Winter Garden: Mirchi, Tacos Padrisimo and Cariera's

I tried the spots in a strip mall at 50 and Dillard (Four Rivers on the corner) Wednesday at lunch. They are all on the same row.

Mirchi - It means pepper. Indian street food. From the people who have Cilantro on Plant St and Spice Kitchen and Market on Dillard. I had these thickish rice pancakes (mixed) called Uthappan for $15 and took an order of black pepper chicken home with me. Both were good. The first time for the pancakes. One was filled with green peppers. One with vegetables. One with onions. And one was coated with a spice powder. They served them with four dips on a metal tray. Coconut chutney, lentil broth, some oily one and an orange colored pureed something or other. The tap water was clean tasting. In a bottle with a topper. Pewter drinking glass. The chicken was great. I think I love anything with black pepper. Chunks of chicken alone. Coated in a thin batter. That was from the Indo China (maybe they called it Asian?) part of the menu. It was a mostly vegetable based menu. Large. Lots of dosas. Pan-Indian. Prices were pretty fair. Small place. Around a dozen tables. Colorfu umbrellas and basket lights above. Wallpaper "mural" of old advertising. Front of a Tata bus/van. Bar/counter. One server. Three couples. Open for seven months. Probably will be a Favorite. The one negative was the mumble rap they had on. I saw on the way out that the had a $12-$13 lunch special. Didn't see what it consisted of. *I looked into Spice Market. It seemed too be not very professional. The food prep area was unmanned and looked abandoned. They did have a full menu out. I also saw some $1.50 samosas on the way out.

Tacos Padrisimo - Next door. Small footprint. Order at a counter. A few seats. Other locations in Kissimmee. This one has been here for two years. I had the three taco (any) option for $9.50. They lied and said all tacos were included (at $8.50) and then upcharged for two of the three. $3 - $3.50 a piece. I chose lengua, barbacoa and carnitas. In (probably) store bought corn tortillas (double wrapped) that were warmed/grilled. The barbacoa was the worst. Still good. Chunks of soft tongue. They added a black chipotle sauce that tasted of cigarette ash and a verde that tasted of that non-Haas avocado (unripe). Onions and cilantro. They had lower prices if you buy in bulk. I think ten cost $25. You could get dishes with beans, etc. Additional meats were fried fish and shrimp and steak, al pastor, chicken and chorizo. They also sell birria, quesadillas, tortas, elote, burritos (one with fries inside) and combos. Prices were fair. Two employees. Spoke English. No customers. Would have been a Favorite if they made their tortillas and didn't lie about the price.

Cariera's - On the corner near 50. Been there for seven years. The second generation of the people from the defunct one on Dr Phillips. I reviewed that on March 5, 2012 it seems. Didn't re-read it. I had fried ravioli (for the first time) to go here for $7. I think (two out of the three menus said) the current price is an outlandish $12. Ten. Fried, mostly unfilled, probably frozen and store bought, cheese ravioli with no flavor. The marinara sauce was very necessary. The rest of the menu was standard American/Italian fare at inflated prices. A 12" pizza and half lasagna may be the best values. All their "Under $20" prices are reduced/small portions. Even a small chicken parm is $19. Lots of things are near $30. Risottos are a joke. Wait and see what they slap on top of them. Sandwiches (with side) on focaccia around all over $21. You can't get them alone. I think I saw a sign outside that said $1 wings on Wednesday. Dark, black decor. Around twenty tables. Bar. Tvs with live scenes from Venice. Those common, large, Italian advertising posters. One server. Two couples there. Charged a fee for cc use. You can avoid it.

*I noticed H-Mart driving here. It isn't in a strip mall as I thought. Right on 50 on the right side coming from I4. Still seems weeks away.

Honest, Florida Mall Area *NC/SC Travel Notes

I tried this vegetarian Indian franchise today at lunch. It is across the street from the mall on Sand Lake on the I4 side. The menu had bad values. Vegetarian. Bare bones staff. Plus it took forever and the dish tasted bad. I had vegetarian Manchow Soup for $6. It has the mouth feel of sweet and sour soup. Bland. Dank looking. The only real flavor is a bit of hot pepper with the aftertaste of old coins. The place is five years old. Only Indians there. Gray tones with some yellow. Booths. Owner, one cook and a janitor were the only staff. So bad for a pity fuck on top of it. You can avoid. Let me state that this strip mall and OBT is a nightmare traffic wise. I'd avoid all the places I am about to list. Also there, on different corners of the intersection are: Picanha's ($20 AYCE Brazilian - not in the mood), La Verguenza (shabby looking PR place that took too long and cost too much), Sky Blossom Pho (pm only), Mammazitta (pm only), Viet Thai (I think I've been there) and Gozamba (pm). Turell's is closed on M and Tu. I was going to bundle a few of these, but, it just became too annoying. Especially after the Honest delay. Didn't find anything new on OBT towards I4.

*Travel Notes - North Carolina and South Carolina: I drove my own car because the imbeciles at Hertz ran out of cars. Thankfully, they called me ahead of time to let me know. HELL NO. NO WARNING. NO APOLOGY. I slept the first night in Wilson NC at a Microtel (Expedia 7.8) for $96. Tried the chopped pork (equal to any bbq joint) and onion rings at Cook Out. It is unbelievable that 95 through NC is in perpetual construction (my entire lifetime). South Carolina is no joy either. Assholes (mostly trucks) pull into the fast lane (and don't pass) on these pathetic two lane affair far too often. I should say here that the trip was meant to be a minor league baseball focused time waster either through the Gulf or the mountains of NC. The prospect of heat (in those areas) and high hotel prices scuttled that. Then unexpected, intense heat scuttled a central NC plan too.

The next day I drove a half hour to Zebulon NC to see the Carolina Mudcats. $15 top Sunday price plus $7 for parking. Did that. Learned it was pointless because they are moving to Wilson next year. Had a flight and chicken biscuit at Norse Brewing Longhouse. Drove to Durham NC. You can basically take 64 on and follow the signs for Durham. Stayed at the Springhill Suites (Expedia 9.2) for $126 plus $15 for parking. One block walk to Athletic Park (not the one in the movie) to see the Durham Bulls for $26 for behind home plate. Both stadiums gave a printed ticket. Had bbq nachos and free hot dog at the stadium. Durham has changed ALOT in the twelve years since I had been there.

The next day I drove to Raleigh. Had a forgettable chopped pork sandwich with potato salad and slaw and hush puppies and biscuit for $13 at The Pit Authentic Barbecue (MvF). The founder sold it to Harris Teeter. I was going to try a chicken place nearby as well, but, every square inch of road is metered. Drove around Capitol and back down 401 to 64 to 264 through Wilson and Greenville to 33N to 64 to Nags Head NC. I decided to come here because hotels were cheap and it was the only area in NC below 100+ degrees. I stayed at the Seahorse Inn (Booking 7.3) for two nights at $115 a night. It was right off where 64 enters the area at Jennette's Pier. Across the street from the beach. Went for a swim. Clear water. Many jellyfish. But, they seemed to have no sting. Drove north a bit. Got some beer and snacks. Watched DC Open.

The next day I went for a swim and then lunch in Manteo at Ortega'z (3D). Bad tuna tacos. Saw Roanoke Marshes Lighthouse. Drove 64S to the Bodie Island Light Station at Cape Hatteras National Seashore (free). Got some wine and great Heron Shoal and Cape Hatteras oysters (and steamed green tail shrimp) at Whalebone Seafood. I'll state here that the state of fresh seafood at every resort town is a joke. Most places have next to nothing that is LOCAL. One place here tried to sell me shrimp that they said was frozen from December. Aside from Whalebone, every local market I went to was a joke. You might as well buy from the supermarket. They were cheaper. In the next town I will write about, they told me it is too hot this time of year for anything local. Their shrimpers had to go to NC. Oyster farmers won't supply them. Took pics at the pier. Watched Billy Joel HBO documentary.

The next day I drove 64 to 94 to 264 to 17 to avoid 95. Still takes too long to get through Wilmington and Myrtle Beach. Tried the BLT, Chicken Q and Chicken Wrap at Cook Out in Surfside SC. Got into Charleston early enough to get fried oysters to go at The Wreck (MvF). Surprise, they use gulf oysters not local ones. Cute, ramshackle location near the creek though. Slept at the Comfort Inn at Patriot's Point (Expedia 8.8) in Mt Pleasant for $114 a night for two nights. Great location. Walked to the Golf Links and College of Charleston soccer and baseball fields. Found a trail that hugged the river. Watched the sunset at the river below the Ravenal Bridge. Hotels were way cheaper than I expected for this time of year. Watched Toronto Open. 

The next day I drove to downtown Charleston and had an overpriced ($60) swordfish (from NC) and broccoli rabe lunch at Chez Nous. It was on a list of favorite's by Callie on that show How She Rolls. Drove up King St to Graft and bought a bottle of overpriced wine. Also on that show. Her brother owns it. Over a bit to Taco Boy for uninspired chicken taquitos. Chilled a bit and did some late day swimming at a beach on the river with free parking on Sullivan's Island. Parking is a problem on most of the other areas there. Stopped at Poe's Tavern for a poor shrimp salad sandwich with fries to go. Stopped near the creek at Kickin' Chicken for ok nuggets and tots to go. Watched the rest of the Billy Joel doc.

The next day I drove home. Traffic jams just south of Jacksonville and in Daytona Beach. At noon! Spent $153 on gas. $679 on hotels. $375 on the rest. $1207 total. Two new stadiums. Two new oysters. Ten new restaurants. Five new breweries/beers. One new cider. Three new wineries/wine. Wish I had known the Greensboro Open was that week. Minors are a pain because they don't play on Monday. I couldn't justify wasting a day in Winston Salem during a heat wave for instance. Distance to Hatteras from 95 is a real pain. It's kind of low class on top of it. Only went to justify all those miles I had already put on my car. I left on Saturday and returned on Friday. I think Friday had less traffic!

Grub Crawl -- Apopka and Altamonte Springs: Just Like Momma's, Three Odd Guys Brewing (Moved to Longwood), Apopka Pizza and Mis Antojitos

I tried these spots today at lunch. The first three are in a strip mall on 5th St. That is one block south off Park Ave in the center of town. The last is in an old hot dog and ice cream shack on 436 back towards 434.

Just Like Momma's Soul Food and Wings  I had a three piece fried chicken with side and rice and corn bread for $12. They gave me six wings instead. Breaded. Ok. Small. Rice had no taste. Side (Mac) had none either. Isn't flavor an essential/renowned component of soul food? CB was good. Muffin looking. The cost is too much for this amount of food. The menu has things like oxtail ($18) and smash burgers ($10). The place is large. Black with some gold accents. A stage. Around twenty tables. Closed M and Tu. It was their one year anniversary today. You don't have to rush here. It was just like my momma's. She couldn't cook either.

Three Odd Guys Brewing - Next door to Momma. I tried a flight of five for $12. Mostly good. The place is large. Black with corrugated tin. Sofas. Games. High tops. Picinic tables. Tvs. Brewing equipment. Opens at 2pm on week days. Opening a sister location in Longwood. Open for five years. No outside food allowed.

Apopka Pizza - Inside Odd Guys. Steel pizza oven. Also do knots, stromboli and a few other items. I had a plain 12" pizza for $14. Ok. Fake cheese. Good crust.

Mis Antojitos Street Food - May have been their first day. I had three tacos at $2.45 a piece. The meats (pastor, pierno de cerdo and birria) were good. Salsa and limes were fresh. Two issues. Homemade looking corn tortillas weren't warmed on the grill. Tasted raw. What was supossed to be pastor tasted and felt like chicken. I was eating while driving, so, I'm unsure. They also offer up ten antojitos like hot dogs, nachos and elote. Sopes, tortas, quesadillas, burritos, etc. Seafood. Five special plates. Drinks. Sides. Kids menu. Good pricing. They cleaned up that little hut. New picinic tables and umbrellas too. Out of Vera Cruz. Would have been a Favorite if not for the issues cited. Worth a pop in. Good parking.

*I checked out the lechonera place on 436 near Apopka that I espied last time and another place that turned out to be a sushi/steak place (unclear if still in business). The lechonera couldn't be bothered to list prices and English was a foreign language. It seemed like you had to do a full meal. Rice and beans are almost always no temptation to me. So, I passed on this pity fuck. There was also a market next to Antojitos that served that kind of buffet meal. This seemed more Cuban though.

Grub Crawl - SoDo: Fritterbox (Closed) and Naz's

I went to these spots on South Orange Ave today at lunch. The first replaces Costa Rican coffee house Tico Forest in a strip mall near Gaitlin. The second replaces what I recall as a Miami based mac chain in a strip mall near that condo complex that has the Target. Closer to DT.

Fitterbox - Looks franchise ready. But a one off. They sell fritters and drinks. Both made to order at the location. I had a lamb and chicken combo box to go for $12. Really good. Ate them all before I got home. Sweet avocado dipping sauce. Probably home made. The fritters can be a bit bland if you don't get a piece of meat. The sauce helps with that. Twelve pieces. Thin. Oval shaped. Not too oily. Container was ecofriendly. Bag was some accordion like thing that expanded into a coiled basket. The do mixes of lamb, chicken, plantain, chickpea, turkey, turkey neck, etc. You can get a (here's a reversal) side of meat for $6+. I should have done that. Didn't figure it out until after I ordered. They also gave me a glass of a jackfruit/peanut smoothie they were concocting. Nice. One of the "drinks". Three employees. Friendly. From Jamaica. A few wood booths and tables. Lots of open space. Fairly large footprint. Light blue coloring. A few posters. Pretty good value at $1 a fritter. Could sneak in as a dark horse Fav due to originality. Open for L&D. Looks like they could use the publicity. Open for a month or so.

Naz's Halal Food - Not worth the wait. I guess they are a chain founded on a push cart in Queen's. Gryos and platters in the usual chicken or lamb (says with beef) options. Falafel and fried fish. Burgers, CSs, wings, nuggets round out the Arabic menu. That's a joke btw. We already have Halal Guys and Shah's and other chains in this segment. We didn't need another. A worse one. I had a mixed gyro for $10. Lamb was like Shah's. Chunks. Chicken was cubier and plain. I picked white sauce (green, hot, bbq). Ok? Pita was ok. Veg was ok. But, it came out in seconds and just looks sloppy. Sloppy like the place. It is one week old and it already looks years old. Like they didn't clean up after the last place closed down. And it also started off sloppy. Maybe this location is cursed? No need to rush over here. No tables. No decorations. Order at a counter. Opened a week ago. L&D. Until 2am! 4am on WE! But it is a Nahs for Naz's. It's like a pizza place that offers you ranch dressing.

Grub Crawl - UCF Area: Haraz, Luminescent and Hong Kong Alley's Kitchen *CA/NV Travel Notes

I tried these spots today at lunch. The first is on Alafaya near 50. The second is east of that on 50 before the 408 (?). The last is in a strip mall back towards Orlando on 50. There is a bowling alley and Bravo supermarket there. I also got more items at Shah's and Juici Patties because these sucked so badly. I really only made the journey for Haraz.

Haraz Coffee House - They said they were Yemeni. Have 28 locations. I guess the media makes things seem worse than they are because I was under the assumption that the whole country was lawless rubble. This place looks sharp. Just opened a month ago. Light tones. Gold accents. Dubai chocolate. Beverages, pastries and savories. I chose a butter leek pastry that the receipt lists as parmesan leek. It was ok. Probably not made there. It cost $5.50. Empanadas were $6. The sweet items were around $8. It was a bit overpriced for me. Twenty tables. Mix of Arabs and UCFers. Order at a counter. A bit of a wait. 

Luminescent - They serve booze too. Only after 5pm though. No logical reason supplied. I had a $4 small Americano because I hate these places and this is all they have anyway. At least they attempt to provide a reason (booze) for existing. Typical store bought pastries. Large footprint. Spartan. Oval bar in the center. Open since June.

Hong Kong Alley's Kitchen - They said open for seven years. I'll bet that is this iteration of it. Place looks forty years old. Spartan. Twenty tables. I just had an egg drop soup to go for $3 because this was a pity fuck to begin with and they weren't serving a lunch special ($13) on the weekends. It was the usual. Wonton crackers stale as always. Typical menu for the region. Catering to hispanics. Clientele (3 and 2 take out) was mostly that and that kind of music being played.

*Travel Notes - California and Nevada: I flew to SFO on United for $237 (really $37 because I used a $200 credit they gave me for screwing up the Bozeman flight). 7pm (two hours late because rain and failure to fuel up) and red eye (30 minutes late because late from getting to us). Let me say here that SFO was a joy compare to the ass crack incompetency of MCO. Car from Hertz for a week at $339. I stayed the first night at Motel 6 near the San Jose airport for $104 rack rate. It was $80 thru travel booking sites. I drove around there for an hour rejecting hotels before I gave up. This was the cheapest by half (several had closed their offices). Book ahead. 

The next day I drove towards 680 to Huong Lan for a Thit Nguoi banh mi for $8. I believe I learned of this place from that PBS show from twenty years ago. It was the last on the list. Good banh mi. I then drove 680 to 84 through Livermore to the 580 to 205 to 120 towards Yosemite. It went through Manteca. Livermore and Manteca are on many wine labels. I'll have to go back and check out the wineries. I couldn't go through Yosemite before 2pm, so, I took 108 over it. I decided to go for it and took 395 all the way down to Big Pine and east to the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest twenty miles in. Make a left at the U of California something sign about halfway up. That is all they supply to guide you. It was late, so, I just did the short path. There is a four miler to the unmarked "star" Methusulah. I learned of this (I think) from this show by a guy named Aiello. Oldest trees in the world. Nearly 5k years old. $3 for parking if you don't have a parks pass. Worth it. I then drove back north. I didn't book a room ahead of time. expensive here as well. I settled on the $113 rack rate Townhouse Motel in Bishop. I had beer and a burger at the Mountain Rambler Brewery. 

The next day I had breakfast at Whiskey Creek because McDs wanted $3+ for a fucking hash brown. I had a three egg cheddar omlet with potatoes and toast for $13. McDs wanted $9+ for their shit pancake option. Whiskey Creek started at Mammoth. They said that closed. It was the OG. Brought back memories eating here. I didn't initially put two and two together. Drove north to June and Silver and Mono lakes. First time for the first two. The third has these dried up springs they call tufas. Grabbed a tri tip sandwich with tots at Bodie Mike's in Lee Vining (Mono Lake and west Yosemite entrance town). Drove up 395 (BTW construction at the 108 intersection) to Reno. I passed the road to a ghost town called Bodie. Will do next time. I stayed at the J Resort for $256 for three nights plus $102 RF. They upgraded me to the Aspen Tower. I walked about eight blocks down the river walk to Greater Nevada Field to see the Aces play for $30 (third base/left field). Ate chicken fingers there.

The next day I tried to eat at a diner (3D) down the street. It was being renovated. Got the car and drove up Virginia a few blocks to University of Nevada. Back to 80 and east a few miles to Sparks and the Carolina Kitchen and Barbecue Co. Excellent brisket and better ribs. PS and Mac were meh. Saw them on 3D. Back to Reno. Had beer at Pigeon Head Brewery and Slieve Brewing Co. I should mention here that if you weren't in the mountains it was in the upper nineties. I had dinner of a venison patty melt, ff and beer at Washoe Public House (3D).

The next day I drove to South Lake Tahoe (395 to Carson City to 50) to see the American Century Championship at Edgewood for $56. Parked at Bally's (passersby said it was the cheapest by far) for $35. It was great. So many stars. Curry, Barkley,  J Allen, Romo, Rice, Anika, Kelces, Rodgers, etc. Course was beautiful. Music and shooting hoops at 17. Great weather. Had an ok turkey club there for $16 ($6 for the soda). I grabbed two terrible slices at Noble Pie (3D) when I got back. 

The next day I drove 80 to the 5S. Went all the way down to Lost Hills. I tried to stop for a 3D lunch in Truckee, but, those pricks parking metered the whole town. I'm not paying to pay to eat in your little hick town. I took 46W to Blackwell's Corner General Store. It was the last place James Dean stopped at before he crashed. I went on to the intersection at 41 where he bought it. They are redoing the highway, so, you can't see (or stop) where the crash happened. I had just seen a documentary on it. It must have been old. There is an unmarked memorial a half a mile up on the left. There is a sign/symbol for a restaurant that isn't open any longer. That is the only marker. I went west to Paso Robles. I stayed at the Adelaide Inn for $138 rack rate. I t was the only one I inquired at. Online said the whole area was booked up or over $375. I got groceries/wine at a Smart & Final and a Grocery Outlet. There must be over a hundred wineries there. Will do them next time. And some kind of fair set up where they seem to have concerts, etc. Watched HR Derby.

The next day I drove back east a mile or so to take photos of the wineries I passed. Then down 101 to the 1 at Pismo Beach. I was there for the clam chowder in a bread bowl at Splash Cafe. I saw that on Rick Stein's Monterey to Mexico. It had a big line. Must be famous for other reasons. I walked the pier. Went up 101 to SLO and onto 1. It is still closed 40 miles past San Simeon (people said it hasn't stopped land sliding). No warning until then. I had to backtrack ten miles to 46. Took that to Paso Robles. Up the 101 to Salinas. Then the 68 to Monterey. I stayed at the Arbor Inn (Booking 8.3) for $108. Found wine and groceries at Trader Joe's a few blocks away. Watched ASG.

The next day I had breakfast at Wild Plum Cafe (3D) down the block. They even had parking. Salsa steamer with potatoes and toast. Steamed eggs. I drove down Del Monte to Monterey's Fish House (3D). Had an ENORMOUS serving of fried red snapper with fries for $23. Doggy bagged most of it. Drove 1 up to Half Moon Bay. 92 to 101 to the airport. Got gas near the exit that has driving range nets. Returned the car.

Lucked out on the accidents/traffic. Could have done better on hotel costs (but wanted the flexibility). Didn't really have a plan when I booked the ticket. Had a lot of fun. Seemed like every inch of this region is growing grapes. Spent $155 on gas. Had to be smart to keep it under $5 a gallon. Nevada wasn't much cheaper. Suburbs around Reno were gouging. $820 on hotels. $135 for MCO parking, $509 on everything else. $1995 in total. 

Grub Crawl - NoDo and SoDo: Beignets & Brew and Lucky Goat

I went to these wastes of time and money (and real estate) on Wednesday. I was just eliminating crap from the list on the way to the airport. Dinner was to be at Fritterbox. They were too expensive to do a drive by. I will do them properly in the future.

Beignets & Brew - They replaced an equally superfluous coffee place a few weeks ago. I grabbed an Arnold Palmer for $3 because it was the cheapest thing. These idiots sweeten both elements. Thankfully I chose unsweetened tea. They sell beignets at around $10. I'm not a fan. Too much powdered sugar. They also had chicken tender sandwiches at mid-teens. Croissant sandwiches at high single digits. Coffee, etc. Place is hopital white. I think it is a chain. On North Orange. Pass.

Lucky Goat - Even worse. Just coffee etc with a few unmarked muffins etc. I had a cookie for $4. Shit. Small. Black paint. Open three weeks. Pointless. In the strip mall at Gaitlin on South Orange.

Baku, Florida Mall Area *England Travel Notes

I tried this Asian/Latin Fusion Bar on Tuesday at night. I thought it would be a little less demanding/expensive, so, I just had that fried rice to go for $16. I think. They gave me someone else's receipt. It was a good choice. Old school fried rice (black/oily/salty) with bits of egg and onion and a ton of pork, chicken and three shrimp. So much that I had half a container of that left over after eating the rice up. Can you believe that all the old take out places used to make it like this (minus the chicken and shrimp) and include it for free? I was going to just have a bite and put it away and hit my pillow. I downed it all. Six hour time change and all. The menu is odd. Around eight cuts of sushi/sashimi at around $8 for an order. A few expensive rolls. Maybe a tiradito or ceviche? Crab Rangoons. Bao. A steak fajita plate with bao instead of tortillas. A risotto with an Asian mushroom. That's all I can remember. They made me flick through an online menu on a cell phone. They just took over for the original owners a few days before. I think it opened seven months ago. I think these guys are out Miami. I think they said from Maracaibo Venezuela. It is on the corner of Sand Lake and OBT on the mall side. It was about half full at nine pm. Almost all hispanic. Lounge-y. Bar in the rear. Around twenty tables. My jet lagged brain recalls alot of black and fake sakura trees. Around four wait staff. two sushi guys. One hostess. I believe they open at 4pm. I'd like to add that I think I saw around four, newish (mostly Latin) restaurants at the different corners of this intersection while trying to find Baku.

*Travel Notes - England: I flew BA to Gatwick for $656. Ok there. One hour plus delay coming back because some douche left a lithium battery in his checked bag. I told you that I could have flown Norse again for $100 plus cheaper. The neverending check in lines once again made me glad I didn't. I got my boarding pass in seconds both times. You have to get an ETA visa. Mine worked. Passport in a machine at Gatwick. That's all. Exchange rate was $1.35. Last year was ten cents better. I'm listing (non-hotel) prices in Pounds. You do the conversion. 

21L train to Victoria Station. Bought a ticket to Eastbourne at a specific time for 16L. 30L otherwise! I'll add here that the machines always screw you with even an off peak anytime ticket. You have to ask a person at the ticket window and hope they aren't dicks who lie and say that is the only option. I found that women were much less lazy about working with you. Walked below Hyde Park (Brompton to Cromwell) west to Kensington. Past Harrod's, the museums and Hitchcock's house. Stayed there for the Queens Club tennis tournament. First night at St James Backpackers in a single room with private bath (Expedia 7.1) for $91. Walked the area (scouted Queen's Club) and over to Holland Park and Kensington Gardens and Notting Hill. Past Ford Madox Ford's house. Tesco (ate almost every meal here or at another market or McD's) for dinner and crashed. Note - don't use "free fee" ATMs like theirs. Horrible conversion rate and fee if you don't have their card. Watched tennis. I'll add here that I mostly chose Expedia for rooms because Booking has a glitch where they list one price and then it changes when you get the confirmation, but, the receipt has the first price. I even brought this to their attention (not easy) and they don't seem to give a fuck. I can't be bothered. Plus their prices were usually worse.

The next day I went back to Queen's Club to get my "app" ticket printed out. Then continued on to Fulham FC's stadium and the Pier on the Thames. Back along the Thames to Hammersmith Bridge. Back east to my new shit room at the Holland Inn (Expedia 5.4) for $193 for two nights. I'll interject here that it was over 90 degrees every day in London. Not much cooler elsewhere. No rain. No ac. They switched me to the second floor on night two. It was more or a sweat box and in worse condition. I walked further north in Notting Hill and back through Holland Park. Watched tennis.

The next day I went to the tennis. I paid $51 for this and the next tournament online with fees before I left. Just grounds access. It was fun. Stayed longer than I thought I would. Cute little set up. I'll add here that I did so much walking in shitty sneakers with a backpack that I was pretty worn out and achy most of the time.

The next day I walked along the south end of Hyde Park past Royal Albert Hall to Victoria Station to Eastbourne. Past the Man with Poles chalk outline in Polegate. Stayed at the Haddon Hall Hotel (Expedia 9.4) for $111 for two nights! I thought I was going to get hosed here because of all the extra tourists. Nope. Went to the tennis center. Had them print out my "app" ticket. I had been here before so I didn't do the Hop on Bus. Walked the esplanade. 

The next day I went to the tournament. Tons of "real" action and players though it was a qualifying round. Stayed all day. 

The next day I bought a 21L ticket to Portsmouth (through Brighton) for cash because they couldn't use the internet to process tickets. Then delays because they killed someone on a track further along. Got into Porstsmouth at around 3pm and walked the rest of the esplanade that I was too tired to do the last time. All the way past the Pier and Marine Museum. Stayed near the Cathedral at the Duke of Buckingham (Expedia 8.0) for $69. I liked this area better than near the train station like last time. 

The next day I bought a ticket to Glouster (Saw a chalk horse on the train near Westbury) for 66L. I was going for Bristol, but, the hotel prices were ridiculous. Turned out well. Cute town. Decided to do another night as well. Stayed at the New Country Inn (Expedia 7.6) on the main street the first night. At the bus station, I got info on getting to some towns in the Cotswald's. Walked to the Cathedral and quays from the canals and River Severn.

The next day I took a 94 bus (3L per direction) to Cheltenham. Cute town. Hotel prices were ridiculous. Another 801 bus to Stow on Wold (I think I saw this on Rick Steves. The better town was probably Burton on the Water. Didn't get off there because I was having trouble contacting the next nightmare of a hotel that was supposed to send a code to get in and never did. I reconned it before the bus and found this out. They claimed someone would be there at 4pm (lie) and the buses only came around every 90 minutes or so. So, I couldn't fit even a short stop in. Finally got the code. Hotel was further south near a park. Distances were close. Turned out to be near a new mall and the quays. Never met an actual human. City Center Guest House (Booking 6.6). It cost $73.

The next day I bought a 18L train ticket to Wolverhampton (from a girl vs a machine that quoted double). I stayed at the Redwings Lodge (Expedia 7.2) near their football stadium on Waterloo for $65. I was here to get to Telford and on to the Ironbridge on River Severn. The Industrial Revolution started there. And they built the first bridge out of iron. When I got to Wolverhampton, it was only noon. So, I bought a RT ticket to Telford for 11L. I screwed up at Telford and didn't get on the 4 bus at the station to Madeley. They talked me into going to City Center (turned out to be a mall) bus station and getting the 8. It gets you closer (right at the Iron Bridge Gorge), but, takes longer and the bus back comes less frequently. I'd do the walk down and up the hill to the 4. Also 3L each direction. I saw the bridge, etc. Got a large pork pie at Eley's. Walked to the blast furnace (up hill) and back and walked up the hill to the 4. Let it take me to the train station. Back to Wolverhampton. Through town. Took pics of the stadium. 

The next day I went to the art museum and walked through the rest of the town. Bought a ticket to Birmingham for 6L. It was close. Saw the sites near the train station. Town Hall, Art Museum, Library, Music Hall, Bull Ring (mall), New St, Cathedral, Council House, etc. Even the bar where Black Sabbath started. I was shocked by how much I liked the city. I had only driven through twice and it seemed like a shit hole. Seems like alot of recent refurbing. I'll be back. Stayed at the Easy Hotel (Expedia 8.0) for $66. They were the only cunts that wouldn't check me in until 3pm. Watched Glastonbury.

The next day I bought another hose job, machine ticket to Reading for 47L. I stayed here because it was a Saturday and London prices were crazy. Plus I had wanted to see the racetrack at Ascot or see Henley on the Thames again and that seemed doable from there. I settled on Ascot. The famous races (Royal Ascot) had just finished the weekend before. None on that day. RT ticket cost 7L. Half hour ride. Two minute walk. Took me about 90 minutes. FYI - there is a local bus to Henley. I stayed at a worse Easy Hotel (Expedia 7.6) on the south side of the station near the Thames. There was a cute park path along it. Kind of hidden. Too tired to walk it. Watched Glastonbury.

The next day I walked though town. Reading Minster, Broad St, Town Hall, Park, Abbey Ruins. Henry I is buried there. Hose job 28L train to London. Only Paddington or Waterloo. I did Paddington and walked through Hyde Park to near Victoria Station and the Z Hotel Victoria (Expedia 6.4) for $100. It was $260 the next night! Had tv and then midnight sewer pipe issues. Had to demand room move. You hear the subway cars too! Bought a fixed time ticket to Eastbourne again for 16L. Bought a ticket to Sunday matinee of Wicked for 46L. Saw that for the first time. Can't stop singing the phrase - "unadulterated loathing". Watched Glastonbury finale. 

The next day I walked to Buckingham Palace. Train to Eastbourne. Stayed at the less nice and more expensive Eastbourne Riviera Hotel (Expedia 8.2) on the other side of the pier. Walked down the shore to the east for a few miles for the first time. Watched Wimbledon.

The next day took a 10am train to Gatwick for 21L. Took an hour. Flew home. Their xray machines were all screwed up. Every bag was getting flagged. Sailed through our end.

Another good trip. Two tennis tournaments, a few remote obscurish sites, a new city, a musical, a few new towns and stadiums, a famous race track, two shots at London. Spent 260L ($350) in cash - including one train ($27) and all the buses ($27). Mostly food and wine. $1016 in hotels. 277L ($373) in trains. $156 in rental cars instead of parking at airport. $51 in sports tickets. $62 in theater tickets. $26 for ETA. $2690 in Total. Drank wine every night. Typical dinner of antipasti and dips. Tried a feta dip. Much tzatziki. Had some vegetables. Minimal digestive emergencies. Lots of gas. Saw hot dog flavored chips. One interesting shop of Asian food at Victoria Station - Oseyo. Tip - take the escalator up a level. Better food court with ac. Tried to budget the hotels and meals. Going before July 4th may be better. Didn't see many foreigners outside of London. ETA visa may be to blame. Watched many popular "tv" episodes of shows like Andor on the plane. And Wicked. 

Grub Crawl -- Winter Park: Imperial and Jala

I tried these spots today at lunch. The first is about halfway up Park Ave. The second is a touch further on Morse in a space that was last Bridge something. Next to Luca Turci. I was here to compare a chaufa or other $20 lunch special at the rebranded Ceviche with some fried rice I had at another spot the night before. They wouldn't seat me earlier than noon, so, I told them to sit and spin and tried these.

Imperial on Park - This was their second day of serving lunch. I had the pressed duck and brie sandwich that was inspired by the one at Dexter's. It wasn't as good. The duck had little taste. Not that much of a serving. Shredded vs pieces. Ok brie. Grilled onions. Some kind of aoili. Average roll (dry). Insipid, undressed, limp, old, ignored side salad. It cost $19. Way too dear. Leaves you hungry. The menu is equally dull. I recall salmon (ehh) tacos and on a salad. A burger. Around a dozen forgetable items. The place looks like an Imperial. They all are as similar as an Applebee's at this point. Not bad. Just the same. Shabby chic. Bar on the right. Two televisions. Twelve tables. Maybe a back room. Some patio seats. One (good) waitress and a barkeep. Two other tables seated.

Jala Indian Fine Dining - I was their first. They just opened that minute. From Tampa. Means "water" in Sanskrit. Indian. Duh. I grabbed an order of chicken tikka masala to go for $20. Mostly because I have been waiting to slip in that tikka means "pieces" according to someone I listened to on tv. I thought it described the sauce. It was ok. A bit sweet. And it had peppers. Also onions. Medium heat was not hot at all. A good amount of dark meat chicken. The basmati rice was prepared properly. Came out quick. The menu is large. The categories are: Veg starters, non-veg starters, soups, kids, sides, chicken, seafood, tandoor, lamb, goat, biryani, naan, 24k collection, desserts, drinks, cocktails and beer. They give you a free beer, champagne, etc with a meal. Expect $20 to be the low water mark. Up to $55. They re-purposed (why they are up and running in a month) some of the old layout. Made it better though. Lounge-y vibe. Twelve tables. Big, cushion wall on the left. Earth tones. Bar on the right. Narrow floor plan. Four waitresses. Open at 11am. Seven days. I wasn't planning on going here. Just saw it looking for parking. Glad I did. I wish I had eaten here and had Imperial as the take away.

Grub Crawl - Casselberry and Curry Ford Rd: Baffone and 88 Donuts

I tried both of these bakeries on Tuesday at lunch. The first is in a strip mall just southeast of the Red Bug Lake overpass on 436. On Sausalito Rd to the right. The second took over for a short lived Thai place in a strip mall almost at the center of this area of the road.

Baffone Italian Bakery - Hardly just a bakery. They have good looking, large examples of those items too. But, it is the "real" food that should be of concern. I had fettucine Bolognese for $14. It wasn't the best I've ever encountered, but, it was pretty good for Orlando. They make their own pasta. Sadly, it wasn't stirred in the pot and come out stuck together. It was also overcooked.  Plus it should be tagliatelle if you ask a citizen of Bologna. The meat seemed to be just beef. The sauce needed salt and maybe a bitter more dairy of any kind. There was no rush, so, the cook should have been able to avoid these mistakes. It was much more than I came in the door expecting. Ok plating. Fresh focaccia (underbaked) to start with a goopy (aged) sweet balsamic and olive oil to snack on. Free. Mexican restaurants are now charging for their scraps made out of leftovers and these guys offer up fresh bread with dips that cost moree than the aforementioned scraps. The plating was good. Nice tableware. The napkin wasn't cloth, but, thick and embroidered. Fairly large menu at more than acceptable prices. They even do breakfast. They do pizza, bruschetta, pasta, ciabatta, sandwiches, and salads. Cacio e pepe and carbonara as examples. Everything in the teens. The place looks ok. Five tables of six and two for two. Black, exposed duct ceiling. Tan walls. Wood tables with metal rimmed chairs. Decorated table tops. Glass display counters. The owner said it took him a year to get to the finish line. He is from Naples. Seemed to be the wait staff for now. Open until 5pm, I think. Open for three weeks. Could be a Favorite. I may have to make a "surprise" category. When I compare this value prop vs (say) Luca Terci, I have to laugh. Their cannoli are $8 vs these guys' $3. I think you need to get here before the word gets out.

88 Donuts - I grabbed a chocolate and glazed for $1.75 a piece. Excellent. They had other types and non-donut varieties. Glass case. White. A few seats. Opened recently. Lots of parking

Grub Crawl - Universal Area: Akasaka and Yama Sushi *MA/NH/ME Travel Notes

I tried these spots around Universal on Tuesday at lunch. The first used to be Amura. It is near the Barnes and Noble in the strip mall on the left side of Sand Lake at Dr Phillips. The second is on Kirkman in the strip mall on the left near Fun Spot. I also was reminded of Madras and Chima Steakhouse around it. The latter is mostly pm, but, does lunch on Sa and Sn. $28 for the salad bar and $42 for the meat. Cheaper than Davina. Didn't see the quality. Space looks as good or better. Semi dress code. And near Sushi Yama near I-Drive they are changing a Brazilian that I'm unsure ever opened to Eskina (also Brazilian). And they opened up that area of the parking lot so that you can merge onto I-Drive.

Akasaka - I was a little disappointed when I learned that it isn't new. Just their yakatori bar (Tapanomi) is. I'm now unsure if I had eaten here before. I did as Amura. I had the fiery garlic chicken bento box for $16 because all the sushi was outrageously priced (two piecers STARTED at $9) and the other hot stuff didn't come with as much. Almost did a katsu curry for $18 just to thumb my nose at Cowboy Curry. Let's start with the drink. Water with many floaties. Second try was ok. Refill filled with sea monkeys again. Then I boxed up and left. The bento started with the iceberg lettuce and orange dressing. Served first in a separate bowl. Larger than usual (this will be a theme). Rubbery cuke. Ok cherry tomatoes. Right behind it, (is pacing even taught anymore) came the box. Around 32 cubes of pretty good chicken. Mostly white meat. The sauce was a bit sweet. Kind of orange and ginger tasting. Garlic of course. No fire. Broccoli (mushy) and carrots an onions. The rice was cooked properly. Great (1pc) broccoli and potato and carrot tempura. Ok spring roll. Filling indefinable per usual. Ponzu dipping sauce. Worth the money. Way better than Miyaji. The menu is a mixture of Japanese, Korean and Latin influences. Kono arepa or antijos. Salmon coquitos. For example. Whatever the hell those are. Some Korean favorites. Ramen. Some "fancy" fish cuts. Sashimi. The cheapest roll is $16! Alcohol. Lots of choices. Hard to tell what to make of the place. It was unkempt. I had crumbs on my seat. Congealed mess on the table. Drips on the floor. The dehumidifier was on mail crates. The place has darker earth tones. Wood. Two different looks mashed together. Golden, spikey chandeliers. Basket chandeliers. Around fourteen booths and four tables in the main room. A long sushi bar across from the entrance. Bar with seats on the left. Photo booth. Two sushi preparers and two wait staff. Open for lunch and dinner. Two tables seated. Ok if you choose wisely.

Sushi Yama - A bit of a shocker. It was big, pretty tidy/new and bumping. Everyone had to wait a few minutes for a table. Since the draw may be the $22 AYCE (and I had already eaten), I just had a yellowtail and scallion roll to go for $6. It took thirty minutes and I had to push them on it. Not a to go place. It was ok. Tiny, cigar width pieces wrapped in nori. Shoestring french fry sized fish cut. The prep was cute. Tossed in an orchid. The place is a long rectangle. Lowish ceiling. Three rows of five booths and/or tables on each side. Huge space between where the entrance and sushi prep area is. Bar on the right. Many servers. You have to go through them. Two hour limit. Last seating at 3pm. You can order ala carte. Most of the usual Japanese stuff. Hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, katsu, udon, soba, the apps, etc. Tons of rolls. Prices in general are in line. Their rolls start at $5. Sushi at $3.75. Quality looked fine. Mostly white and black color scheme. Japanese items like drums and lanterns. Wood. Opened recently. Word seems to be out. Parking is no issue. Opens at noon. Let the gorging begin. Yama means mountain. Not sure what is included/disallowed for the AYCE.

*Travel Notes - Massachusetts/New Hampshire/Maine: I bought a ticket to Boston Logan on Delta/Frontier for $147. AM flights. No issues. TSA was fast. I took the bus (Silver Line) to the Airport T Station. Bought a four ride pass from a machine for $9.60. Got on the Blue Line. Switched to the Orange Line at State to the North St Station. Got off and walked past the Garden to the littler bridge to the right. Walked over it and right to the Charleston Navy Yard NHS. I will interject here that the purpose of this trip was to mark off five of the last seven National Parks/Historical Sites, etc remaining. Some I had kind of seen. All were free except the black one. I walked down to the Visitor Center and out to (and on and in) the USS Constitution. Old Ironsides. Then over to the USS Cassin Young. Then past the dry dock to the museum. Didn't go in. It was like $30. Unaffiliated with the park. Lots of school kids around. I then headed up to the huge obelisk at Bunker Hill. Been around it before. This time I climbed the 300 steps. Killed my legs. Some great photos though. I then walked to the Boston African American NHS on Joy St. Like I said, it was just some collab with what I think was an existing museum to shoe horn in inclusion. Not much there either. To get there (Beacon Hill) I think I walked from the bridge to some street called Standiford and then right. I stopped at a pizza place called Florina near the State House. Had a really good slice. They had some sign saying the best of something for some year(s). I walked down to the Charles and followed it a ways until the first bridge (to MIT). Then on the other side (Memorial Dr) until the Weld Boat House at Harvard (Harvard St). This was much longer than I remembered. It was also above 90. Too tired and calf cramping to seek the football stadium on the other side of the river. Walked up to Mt Auburn. Left. Onto Brattle St. Up a few blocks to the Longfellow House NHS. It was Washington's HQ during the Rev. Back to the T Station nearby and took the Red Line back towards the city center to the Green Line at Park St. Took the B line (there are four Green Lines) towards BC. Goes past BU. Got off at Washington St. A block up to the Hotel Boston (Booking 7.0). I will state here that hotel prices in Boston were mostly well over $200 (pre-tax). There were some hostels with a bed amongst 8 for under $90. This cost $183. Booking made it weird. It was supposed to be a Queen. Then the final web page said it was $10 more. Then the hotel said it was a King. My credit card says it was the first price. I rebooked for the next night direct because I was too tired to deal with another lengthy round of research that night and the guy quoted $168. Then I paid and learned that was before tax. Oh well. The best thing around was a Whole Foods. I bought a 14oz smoked salmon at 50% off, dark chocolate, water crackers and hummus. Had to buy the wine at another place (Babuska Deli). I think this area was once East European and/or Jewish. Sunny day. All these environs were safe to walk.

The next day I had the hotel print out directions and walked down and to the right and then a left (forget the streets - Clinton?) to Warren and past Boyleston. To the Brookline Reservoir. Around a mile and a half. Past that a few hundred yards to Fairsted (Frederick Law Olmstead NHS). The Central Park, Stanford Uni, etc guy. Back to a right on Walnut and right to Harvard St. North to Beals. About midway, I had a Friendly's sundae and a grape soda (first time since I was in grade school I think) at a Stop and Shop. It was only 95 that day. Is the quote - sweating like a whore in church? Speaking of which, past the church that the Kennedy's used to frequent (St Aidan's?) to his birthplace (JFK NHS). Right on Beals. Then further down the street to Naples and Abbotsford a few blocks away to the house they moved to a decade later. It is the yellow house on the corner. Met the son of the owner who was walking his dog. He could have been bsing me. No signs/plaques. Internet pic looks like it. Different color. Then over to Commonwealth and walked all the way back to Washington. Just cheese (Brebicet sheep brie 50% off) that night. Had salmon, etc left over. More wine from Babushka. From Peru! I just watched tennis (Birmingham) both nights because they only had the Roku like tv. Sunny day. All these environs were safe to walk.

The next day I took the Green Line (of course that day they start repair work) to a shuttle bus that ended at the Back Bay Station (not a direct route). Took the Orange Line to the Blue Line to the airport. Bus to rental car center. I used a three day coupon from Budget and a $240 rental was free. They even gave me a 3k Toyota Rav 4. Lots of selection. I took 1A to the 60 through Saugus to the 1N. This was so easy (and no tolls) that I think I'm going to stop going through Albany for the annual NE trip. The airport was cake too. Nice (around forty mile) drive to NH. Really hungry, so, I stopped at the first respectable looking seafood place (Ray's Seafood and Chowder Shack in Portsmouth). There were billboards for a Ray's by the water (Rye?). I think I was tricked. Not a big deal. Everything was MP and I didn't feel like getting into it (and I had a lobster spot queued up), so, I just ordered a fried haddock with fries for $17. I think it was not frozen. Through to Arundel (ME). I stopped at Tradewinds Cafe and just had a taiyaki ice cream sandwich. Odd because this place was on Man vs Food for a Manimal Challenge. I wasn't going to do it and wasn't hungry enough and I think it has new owners and they stopped it. They only take cash. Onto Saco (via detour) and right onto 5E to Old Orchard Beach. Checked into the Old Orchard Beach Inn (Booking 7.6) for $120. Same paperwork issues with Booking as the last rental. It was cute. A bit noisy with bad curtains. At intersection of 5 an 98 above the Main St. Same bs Roku tv. Walked to the beach/pier. Been there before. It's worn. Rested a bit. Drove back to Saco. Chicken, hummus, wine, crackers from Hannaford's. Back on 5. Stopped at The Maine Lobster Claw Pound for some bad (no bellies/emaciated) pound of steamers at $18. Lobster was $20ish. Rainy day.

The next day I took 98N to 1N to 207E to 77N to Two Lights Rd and The Lobster Shack at Two Lights at Cape Elizabeth. This was also on the Man vs Food episode. Their lobster started at $40, so, I had a bad lobster roll for $25. They boil them. It was tough. They lied and said a roll has the same meat as a whole lobster. Maybe one knuckle and claw and a quarter of one side of a tail. They just plopped some mayo on it too. It was very foggy. I think the view is the thing. And the lighthouse. Back to 77 and north to 1A in Portland. Right to a place I espied last year (Clam Bar). Free parking. I had excellent pound and a quarter of steamers with garlic bread for $18. Back onto 1A (detour onto 295S) to 1S. Through to Wells. Stayed at the (nice view) The Garrison (Expedia 9.0) for $125. Back north to IGA for wine and 50% off goat cheese and popcorn. Stopped at a good looking restaurant called Bitter End for an atrocious Chopped Salad with pancetta to go for $16. Side salad size. No dressing. I think it gave me the runs. Rainy day.

The next day I drove to Portsmouth. I learned the night before that this ferry (Isles of Shoals Steamship Company) to this island (Star Island) was going at 1:20pm to 5:30pm for $38 ($5 for parking). I had been trying to do this for years. Saw it on Samantha Brown or Weekends with Yankee or both. The group of islands are about six miles off shore. I walked into town. Saw John Paul Jones' house and the North Church, etc. Settled on the Old Ferry Landing for lunch because they said they were the oldest and were closest to the water and I forgot to write down to places that have been on tv. Had a probably frozen tuna sandwich with fries for $24. Some great view of Portsmouth and forts and (mostly submarine) naval yards and prison and lighthouses. I saw one fort (Constitution) for the first time. Star Island was cute. Small. They gave a walking tour. There is a "hotel" on it. Learned some history like who the Poors from Standard and Poors was. Hightailed it back (zero traffic) to Revere (MA). Stayed at the Comfort Inn on 60/1A (Expedia 9.0) for $147 and $20 parking. I saw it on the trip up. Next to Amazon. Minutes from Logan. Trust the highway signs that point you to Logan. It was good/new. Dinner at Subway. Perfect weather day.

The next day I had to uturn to get gas. Should have used the station north (you have to go north an uturn onto 60S) because the the two stations (prices below $3) between there and the airport are on the other side and then you have to go back and uturn again. Traffic was bad here. Found out there is a station RIGHT next to rental car return. Didn't see the prices. Bus to Terminal E. No issues. 

Spent $15 on Gas. It was cheaper than here everywhere. $758 on Hotels. $102 on Airport Parking. $294 on everything else. $1316 in Total. Know Boston much better now. The girls there were in heat. Man I should have gone to college there. Man there were a lot of people fresh off the boat who didn't speak any English. Kind of did my annual NE trip. Knocked some other items off the list. Saw both kinds of weather. Could have done with a bit more lobster. Saw some selling for $10 a pound (uncooked). Steamers were $14 in the supermarket. I'd call it a successful sojourn. Felt really quick. Maine felt really spruced up.

Fritanga La Nueva, Orlando

I tried this Nicaraguan spot on 436 near 408 today at lunch. Next to an arepa place (Arepa Nueva?). I had a fried empanada looking thing they called an enchilada for $5. It was ok. Big. Very fried. Filled with (mostly) rice and peppers and strips of beef. The beef wasn't overdone. They tossed in some salsa and crema (cool attached lid containers). I think I paid an extra 40 cents for some vinegared cabbage sack. They said they have been there for seven years. They had items behind a glass. But, their English was so bad I just went with the first thing I pointed to. Not alot of choices. The usual pork and chicken and veg. They had some pastries. Basic. A few tables.

Grub Crawl - Apopka and Altamonte Springs: Empanada & Co and Bossa Nova

I tried these spots on Tuesday at lunch. The first is in a new food Hall (Halls on Fifth). You take 436 down and a left in the center of town at Park Ave and a right one block later. The second is back towards I4 in a strip mall a bit before 434. The back right corner. I also almost stopped at a lecheron place and a did stop (and left) across the street at an El Pollo clone called El Gallo?

Empanada & Co. - Branch of the one in Winter Garden. Had a ropa vieja for $5.50. It was ok. Had a Carib spice profile. Would have rather had a beef pie from the place near UCF for $3. The hall was dull. These things are becoming as cookie cutter as a food truck park. They had: Butchery Nook, Parlor Waffle, Soulicious, Sweet & Salty Island Grindz and Thrive (also DT). All were taking forever for few customers. Only one (stoned?) person in many stalls. The waffle one was without any. Most things start in the mid-teens. Ok little dining area around a cocktail bar. The two most interesting things were across the street and closed. Three Odd Guys Brewing and Just Like Mama's Soul Food. There was also some gingerbread store on Park that I hadn't recognized before. Hall has been open for a few weeks. Lots of parking. Not open on Monday. Opens at 11am. To 10pm? Sunday until 6pm?.

Bossa Nova Brazil Market & Cafe - Opened the day before. It looked more interesting than the food hall when I drove by. I had two empadas (chicken and hearts of palm) for $4 a piece. Both were good in their own way. The chicken was heartier. Had a condensed cream of chicken soup feel. The palm was lighter. The bottom of a cupcake looking pastry was very flaky. I also bought a rolled guava desert calleda bolo rolo for $5. A few seats. Four or five rows of goods. Some drinks. The menu had different types of small options like the one I had. Order at a counter. Looks new. From Sao Paolo. Plenty of parking. Not much competition on this side of town. If you want the experience, I guess you have to come here. Already had a crowd. Could sneak in as a Fav? Just dumb luck finding it.

Grub Crawl - Ivanhoe Village and Winter Park: Chez les Copains (Closed) and Tiger Sugar *PA/NY Travel Notes

I tried these spots today at lunch. The first is on the second floor of the newly reimagined City Food Hall. the second is near 50 in that new development on the east side.

Chez les Copains - Open for a few months. They do brunch on Sa/Sn. Happy hour menu too. I think I heard half off oysters ($4 to $2). The menu was right up my alley. Tartare, lobster benedict, steak frites, raw bar. I chose the cheapest thing (listed as $16 - $17 on the bill) because I didn't want to be disappointed. I needn't (sp?) have worried. It was excellent. I don't order them a ton, but, maybe best ever. The brioche toast was thick and of perfect earthly properties. The gruyere and (they said) serrano ham were excellent if penuriously applied (one thin slice). The mornay sauce was maybe the best component. It came with home made chips that (they admitted) they screwed up. Fried in tallow. Nevertheless, I'll give them a Favorite ranking. I'll trust the rest of the bistro fare is up to snuff. It from the Collantes guy (Taglish, etc). I guess he did his time learning French techniques. He's not in the kitchen. The place is cute. Around ten tables of 4 to 6 inside and the same on the patio. Four seat bar at the end. A few shades of blue and white color scheme. Framed posters. Golden chandelier lights on the table. Edgy silver ware. Cloth napkins. Uni'd staff (2). They have a glass wall on the left into the kitchen. The seat backs are a plastic lattice weave. Two other couples of women there. There was a scent of desperation in how often they pimped the drinks, etc. The music was a bit too loud. They add 20% to the bill. Not stuffy. I'd tell you to go if only because we have lost almost every alternative. It must suck to be a Gallic-ly trained chef in this city/country at this point in time. The stuff at the stalls on the first floor is the stuff has become passe to my mind. Everything old is new again. If you really want to be avant garde, stop trying to be. 

Tiger Sugar - Seems to be a world wide chain. Taiwanese. A few sweets like eclairs ($6). A few savories like mini pies ($4). A few kaleidoscopic drinks. Maybe tea and coffee? And some damn great fried chicken. They had them ($9 or $10) in patties in a sleeve or popcorned in a cup. I had those for $7. Black pepper flavor. Came out in seconds. Not oily. Perfect crunch. Tender, juicy chicken. Around ten nuggets. I think Chick Fila charges that for eight. McDonald's charges $6+ for six ever thinning sawdust nuggets. Small store. Spartan. White. Counter. No parking. Opens at noon. Open for a few weeks. Maybe a Fav? Surprised me. The baked goods seemed meh. The chicken was a complete shocker. 

*Travel Notes - Pennsylvania and New York: I flew to Philadelphia on afternoon flights on Frontier for $124. I locked in some Bizfare rate that gave me choice of seats, carry one and group one seating. Return was one hour late because we had to circle around Charlotte due to MCO caterwauling. God help us this summer. They can't operate in a drizzle anymore. Some real jerk offs running the show. No TSA lines. I rented a car from Hertz for the week at $368. Saved again by rebooking day before. I'll interject here that this trip was a make up for Fiji and that rain scuttled most of the original agenda (minor league baseball games). First stop was Dalessandro's in Germantown. It was on that PBS special I saw ages ago about famous food items across the country. Before I left, I learned that anything with a 76 in PA was a toll road. Those were the quickest ways there. Some guy at Dalessandro's told me that they were free that close to the city. I didn't double check. I took 95S to what was listed as 252N (but really 352) at the Widener University exit to 1E past St Joesph's University to Henry Ave. You had to merge right towards the end and go over a river/gorge. There didn't seem to be an exit for Henry Ave. I had to double back to find it. I had a great (big) cheesesteak for $15 (cash). I drove back the way I came to 30W (Lincoln Highway). Past Haverford University and Villanova. Through Lancaster. Onto 283NW to Harrisburg. I stayed at a Sleep Inn off 83 for $84 (rack rate). I drove through downtown to find the stadium on City Island and back to the hotel. Once again, assume any missing meal was $5 meal at McD or Wendy's or BK. 

The day game was rained out. I moved on down 83S to 30W to Pittsburgh. Through York, Gettysburg, Latrobe (thought there would be a sign to Rolling Rock Brewery). Because of tolls, I took a complicated way into Church Brew Works. I saw that on Bizarre Foods, I think. I went through some town I think is called Wilksboro to Penn Ave. I passed a Frick Museum. Around Denny St I went a block left to CBW. It opens at 4pm. I had the cheese pierogis (didn't have the snake anymore) and their average beer. It's in a big church. Down a few streets and over a bridge to 20. I took this to where the stadiums are because I had done that before and knew they had some hotels there. It was pouring too. Stayed at the Hyatt Place again for $159 (rack rate) plus $26 parking. Ate a chicken and shrimp po boy and had beer at Voodoo Brewing Co. 

In the morning I took 19N to West View. It looked different on the map. I was really on 19 Business. Had to move a few streets left. I was there for Islay's. Also on the PBS show. They are chipped ham people. It's just thinly sliced ham. No big whoop. Had that as a sandwich for $7 and eggs with sausage, etc for $10. Back onto 279N to 79N to Erie. I moved past because it looked like that game was to be rained out (it wasn't) and it was only noon. I took an old road (not toll road 90) 20 to Buffalo. It was slow in the beginning and then opened up to 55mph through many vineyards on the Lake Erie Wine Trail. Through a town (Portland NY) that claimed to be where the home of Marmaduke. Around Orchard Park NY (the Bills stadium is half up). I got a bit lost. Took 219N to 400E and maybe got off on the wrong exit. I had to double back to find Schwabl's. This was on the PBS show and Anthony Bourdain, etc. Beef on Weck for $21. Good. Back on 400 (Schawabl's street was an entry point) to 219S to Salamanca NY. Onto 86E. I should have bailed earlier, but, I ended up in Corning. I tried a few towns before and their options were shit or overpriced. The cheapest place was Quality Inn at $144 (rack rate) because of some glass festival. 

The next day I went to the Corning Glass Museum. Didn't pay the $20+. The streets were blocked off, so, I just headed up to Watkins Glen and the wineries around Seneca Lake. Ate a "lobster and shrimp" roll that was really surimi (they claimed it was a product that they buy that is part lobster) and baby shrimp from a can and good home made chips at Seneca Harbor Station. Drove up the west side of the lake. Stopped at Lakewood Vineyards (no rhyme or reason for which ones I chose). A flight of six was only $5. Up to Fox Run Vineyards in Penn Yan. $10 for flight of 6. I had had their Arctic Fox before. Around the top and over to the other side. A flight of six or eight at Idol Ridge Winery in Lodi for $10. They were doing some kooky things. Like pet/nat and their own yeast blend. Back to Corning and past Binghampton (I forfeited that game) to Hallstead PA on 81S. Stayed at the Colonial Brick Inn (Booking 7.1) for $68. Had a meatball schmutz sub at Tedeschi's. 

The next day I drove 81S to 80W to Lewisburg PA on 15. I was here to try the wineries of Susquehanna River Valley per that stupid Food Traveler magazine. I first tried Fero Vineyards. $16 for four two ouncers. I then drove up north a few miles to Four Friends Vineyard in Montgomery (mostly terrible NVs) and had eight or so for $4. Nice views. Back to Lewisburg and stopped at Bucknell University and on to the Relax Inn (Expedia 7.2) for $78. South to Sudbury (other side of the river) to Spyglass Ridge Winery. $10 for large servings of four. I also had a great pepperoni pizza to go for $16. This place has hosted some big (older) bands in the summer. Surprising. Onto Whispering Oaks Vineyard. $10 for four or six. They were hosting a wedding. Back to the hotel. 

The next day I drove to downtown and had an excellent sesame bagel with cc at All Star Bagels. Then over the river to May's Drive In. Pretty good grilled cheese and a cb. Back to 15S to Harrisburg. It was early and they said I could reuse the parking ticket for the baseball game, so, I parked at the FNB Field (was there to get a ticket) and crossed the bridge to the festival. Did that. Up to the Capitol. Walked around that. Over to the State Museum (too $) and Archives and back. Stayed at the Sleep Inn (Expedia 8.2) again for $84. Back to the stadium. Saw Senators (AA) play Chesapeake Baysox for $24 (row 3 almost home plate).

The next day I took 83S to York to 30W to Exton to 202/100S to 1E to Chadd's Ford PA. Got there way too fast. Had lunch at Chadds Ford Tavern. Fried chicken thighs with tons of Yukon Gold mp and spinach for $11. The menu said $22. Guess the waitress liked me. Stayed at the Brandywine River Hotel (Expedia 9.0) for $104. Near some battle that Washington lost. Also a garden and museum (too $). It was Memorial Day, so, alot was closed. Just sacked out. Had a hot dog and chicken cheesesteak at Jimmy John's Pipin Hot Sandwiches on 202/100 in West Chester. That whole area was quaint. A little east was the town of Wawa where the gas station started on a dairy farm.

The last day I drove 1E to 352S to 95N across a bridge to the street Wells Fargo Center (Broad St?) is on St to Christian to 9th to George's. Also on that PBS special and Andrew Zimmern. Had a pork and broccoli rabe with sharp provolone. Excellent. To the airport. 

I have only two restaurants on that PBS list to go now. Spent $748 on hotels. $116 on gas. $381 on the rest. $17 (should have been $136 but I used a free week coupon) on airport parking. $1386 total. I guess it was an ok outing. Found out there is a SEPTA train that stops in six or so places in Philadelphia from the airport. Watched alot of The Last of Us.

Grub Crawl - Audubon Park and Winter Park: OBon Chocolatier (Closed) and Grappolo

I tried these spots today at lunch. The first is in the East End Market. The second on S Park Ave near Rollins. Winter Park opened some more free spots two streets up on the right. And every other dip shit municipality is taking them away or making you pay for them! Whoda thunk.

OBon Chocolatier  Opened two weeks ago. I had the original chocolate latte for $6 because each of these stupid half a thumb sized bon bons is also $6! You read that right. The drink was (meant to be) cold. They can't do hot yet. It was ok. I noticed after I audibled from the bon bon$ that they had little chocolate bars in animal shapes for $6. And some other kind of tiered bar for $10. There are around twelve flavors of bon bons and lattes. The place is modern and white with cool fonts. Glass display case. I guess the name is a play on words. O for Au. Like Au Bon Pain. I have explained that au means with and idiots ask for their french dips with au jus. I had seen it listed without the O. From some bakery people that I think have sugar in the name (light as sugar?). 

Grappolo Cucina Italiano - Open for three weeks. Will be a Favorite. The part owner on site said he was from Catania and had been running a top rated place in London/Surrey (La Meridiana). Has a four star on Yelp and was Southeast Restaurant of the Year in '22. He came here for his daughter. We have her to thank for this pleasant surprise. The place is unassuming. Thirteen tables of differing sizes. Odd shades of dark green and white are the primary colors. Some tan areas. The seats are brown. The furniture is mid-century industrial. Interesting light fixtures on the walls. Adult tableware. Nicely doubled folded, cloth napkins. Bar at the rear left. Enough spacing between tables. High ceilings. Painted duct work and sound proofing. On the ceiling is the "roof" of an arbor with fake grapes. Fakes grapes are strewn about the room. They haven't gathered enough dust yet to be an embarrassment. I had the Pavarotti for $15. It was in the panini section. However, it came out as a stromboli. But not a pizzeria stromboli. A glistening, long, thin crusted beaut. I don't order them because I can roll over a slice of pizza onto itself. It's like tacos, tostadas and burritos. It the same thing. This version is technically the same difference, but, it had class. I don't know what to tell you. It demanded respect. The main reason I ordered it was that it had prosciutto (and capicola, pepperoni and sausage) in it. And a garlic-y aoili that may or may not have had a soft cheese in it (I wasn't excited enough at the time of ordering to recall). And garlic and tomato sauce. Served on a rectangular, stained wood cutting board. Vents cut into the dough. Perfect brown color. The meats weren't top notch, but, pizza topping acceptable. Something in there made it a bit to salty. A side sald of arugula, onion and tomato with two olives and aged balsamic. Even some sea salt. That was really good too. The stromboli could have fed two. They offered bread. Not sure if it was on the house. It probably was worth a try. The lunch menu was very reasonable. Five paninis (ie mortadella with pistachios). I think they had a dozen pizzas under $20. Around six pastas for $22 (ie shrimp or carbonara). I saw both. They looked excellent. Head on shrimp! Nice plating too. People were gushing about them. Semi-exotic types of pasta too. I believe they had apps to. Must have. I saw some cannolis come out. One lady said her beef carpaccio was the best she ever had. And she asserted that she had had her share. The couple next to me were Italian Italian. It was nice to hear them speaking it. Added to the ambiance. Soft, pleasant music was barely audible. Three wait staff in uniforms of white shirts with black pants and a long green apron. The place was about half full. Things came out at a pace that indicated things were being made fresh (but not too slow). It boggles the mind that people were out there on that day paying nearly the same price for a sickly Subway sub. My only disappointment is that God did not bless my with two stomachs so that I could report back on a pasta dish. Unlike the quarterback with a similar sounding name, this place is a real winner. I'd make it a priority. Dinner must be an even grander experience. Or they may fuck it up. Who knows? I just had a good experience on this particular date and time. What can I tell you?

*I drove around a bit before and after to see the state of affairs. The food hall at Lake Ivanhoe is more of the same. One stall was charging $20 for tacos! The Jamaican place didn't even show items or prices. The only new place of interest may be Chez les Copains (but for brunch). There is still no parking. I don't see ehy they bothered. How can you you repeat a blueprint for failure? Tiger Sugar can't be bothered to open until noon and it is a bakery. Cowboy Curry is still MIA. The Mongolorian Hawiian replacement isn't there yet. Imperial wasn't open. I thought they were doing lunch. Glass Knife not open. This stupid brownie place (Melt?) in Maitland looks not closed, but, no one is ever in it as far as I can tell. The one positive development was that that stupid Ceviche (next to Grappolo) rebrand may have received the memo. They had some some not uninteresting lunch special with drink for $20. I guess I'll do the Travel Notes on Saturday or something. It will be on PA and NY. 

**I also applied for that new visa like requirement for UK. It was easy. Online via app or website. Upload pic of passport and face. Answer a few questions. CC info. Immediate approval. $22. Lasts two years. My friend says that you don't show anything. It is just in their system when you scan your passport. I booked BA for $650 to Gatwick. Norse had some for $520. But, they were such dicks last year that I stayed away. Hours long check in. Won't let you do it online. Nazis about bag size. Zero frills.

Miyaji, Lake Mary

I tried this Japanese restaurant in the strip mall of Lake Mary Blvd that has the Target today at lunch. It literally left a bad taste in my mouth. Stomach not loving it either. I had a shrimp teriyaki bento box to go for $18 (lunch price). The worst thing was the clear soup. I ate it last and it is still assaulting my tongue. The salad was also bad. Wet greens and a thin, salty excuse for that grated orange dressing. The two shumai were store bought. The fried rice was dry and tough. Seemed like brown rice texture. Little oil and egg. Unseasoned. You HAD to cover it with sweet sauce from the teriyaki to get it down. That dish was sauteed onions and three bulbs of broccoli and six shrimp. They were ok. No chemical/iodine taste. Maybe not bought frozen in a sack from a supermarket. Tough. Over cooked. Medium sized. The four pieces of California roll had the sauce spilled all over them and were topped with some bb looking, hard something or others. I didn't try the other sauces. The menu is too expensive. I didn't choose sushi because of that. The least expensive sushi is $6 for fake crab stick. Salmon, etc is $8. Cheapest roll is $7. They have 14 apps like takoyaki and gyoza. A $50 omakase. Soups, salads and desserts. The place looks great (at first glance). Several gray tones. Black, gold and darkly stained wood. Faux marble and granite. A huge castle mural in gold. Three rows of three groups of tables. A half wall between two of the rows. Most 4s. Three 6s. Four seats at the sushi bar. Small footprint. Cool graphics. Metal screens. Gold wire hanging dolphins. While waiting, I started to notice the shoddy workmanship. Dripped paint and caulk. Untight seams. Beneath the tables it wasn't exactly spotless. There was a balloon nestled in the ceiling. I believe they are open 7D from 11am on. One other couple there. 2 servers in black unis. The guy (seemed Chinese) said he just came from Sacramento where he worked at a place called Miyagi. He said he just fiddled with the name. Didn't the announcer in Karate Kid mis-pronounce the dojo as Miyaji-do? To me, this is the my least favorite Japanese iteration. Give me non-toxic AYCE or a top level, inventive gastronomy. This middle ground is just a poor value prop. And that's when it is done correctly. Opened two weeks ago. I wasn't aware of it ahead of time. I just passed it and stopped. No serendipity in that. 

Cracked Windshield Replacement Tutorial

Incident

I am still at a loss as to when the damage occurred. I pulled out of a parking space and thought I had a pine needle on the windshield. It was a crack. A crack that began at an almost indiscernable pebble mark at the lower edge of the windshield. I learned later that the edges are the worst spots to have this happen. I first went to the dealer (Toyota). They outsource this repair to a third party (on site). The guy seemed a bit too wary/critical of the competition and started inundating me with the complexity of the endeavour. I spoke to some friends and we wrote him off as a line item stuffer. One that my insurance company wouldn't reimburse me for in totality.

Claim

I then called my insurance company. They sent a link. I ignored this and filed a claim online. It was simple. Asked when it happened. Bigger than a dollar bill? They promised to cover everything. No photos. I must chose my own guy and pay and hope to get reimbursed or leave it up to their guy - Safelight. I chose the surer thing. The next page was a scheduling page with a map of places in my vicinity. I made a reservation at the closest one two days later. Then the second thoughts started in. I tried to get their phone number. Searched online. Only an endless corporate labyrnth (866-904-9472 or 844-250--6606 or 888-507-1910) that never resulted in a direct number to the repair shop. Then I checked their rating on Yelp (low 3s). Not good. Many installation errors and missed appointments. Other locations also bad or worse. 

Scheduling

So, I called the first guy (Rick at Auto Glass Medics at 407-388-1969 or 407-270-0665) and said I would give him a chance to make good on his promises. I drove to the dealer and he called his back office company and they got through right away (almost impossible on your own) to an agent at my insurance company and got them to guarantee a no cost repair to the windshield billed directly to insurance company. The insurance company canceled my appointment with Safelite. They sent a link to an app to send them (4) pictures (Safelite would have required this on the day of too). Rick did this for me. I then received the ok via text. There is something about a work order number that is important that they give the installer. I said goodbye until the install. He put in a PO to the glass distributor. He kept me up to date on progress/delivery. Two days later it was done.

Installation

A seemingly reliable (said 30 years) tech (Jeff) came to MY home at 10am and we spoke about the business in general for a bit. Said he teaches other techs. Said the test they take is a bitch. He answered every question and gave my a short tutorial on the subject. I signed a form. I then left him to his devices. I checked in a few times. It took about an hour. He calibrated everything and fixed fault codes. It looks new. A bit of epoxy smell. No issues as of yet. No requests for payment by anyone yet.

Lessons

I'll add at this time some things I learned through this process. Because of (mainly Miami) fraud, the on site picture taking requirement is necessary. Repair facilities just file false work orders with fake photos. Safelite is a total joke. They don't come to you. They can't recalibrate your cameras (ie auto stop or lane change warning). I'm not exactly sure why, but I was told they don't or can't have the equipment to do it that they show on tv. They use poor materials. Their CS isn't acceptable. The labor, etc costs they accept must also be accepted by other companies that the insurance companies agree to sponsor. You aren't more likey to get overcharged by another option. The internet said a repair should cost $200-$400. Rick laughed at that. I never got costs if you are on the hook for it. These damn "features" like cameras complicate the repair. Windshield glass is part plastic. It shouldn't shatter in on you if you drive with a crack. But if airbags deploy while there is a crack, it could be worrisome. It is illegal to drive with a crack bigger than a dollar bill. I had this happen once before in Maryland and got a fix it ticket/warning in NY. It was a rental car, so, they had to deal with it. I'm unsure what the penalty is in Florida. I think it could be a ticket in the triple digits. The glass integrity deteriorates at about ten percent a year on its own. We all will probably be dealing with this at some point. A bad seal can lead to rust. Improper calibration can lead to all kinds of fault errors and equipment failure. I'll bet it invalidates some part of your insurance agreement if I know these companies at all. Make sure they know what model car you have. The window may be different. My hybrid had a different number. Most dealers don't want the hassle of window repair. Tesla owners are screwed. No one will work on them. They have parts issues in general and I think the tech in the window is complicated.

Conclusion

My friends who told me to just use Safelite were probably wrong. A crack isn't the end of the world. In Florida, your insurance company may actually cover you (without deductible) as promised. I'll be even more impressed if it happens again and they don't try a wriggle out of it. You can/should work around their professed parameters. You can believe what the higher end installer tells you. Now let's see if my auto insurance goes up.

Grub Crawl - International Drive and Universal Area: Kavas, Rawsha, Nola's and Melt n Dip

I tried these spots yesterday at lunch. The first is at Pointe Orlando. The second is in the first strip mall on the right on Turkey Lake Rd south of Sand Lake Rd. The third is at Via Dellagio on Sand Lake Rd. The last is in a strip mall on Sand Lake heading back to I4. Across from the Mc Donald's.

Kavas - Probably a national Mexican chain. Even the waiter kind of apologized for it NOT being Mexican food. Seats over 100. Multi-colored. Mask and Frida Kahlo murals. Steel and straw chandeliers. Cloth hangings. Black colored "canvas". Not so high ceilings. Exposed duct work. Bar on the left. Two aisles of seats merging into a main room. I think there was a patio. Mariachi band and dj booth. Too dark. I had a taco salad with chicken for $17. I had decided on this the last time I was here checking in on their new neighbors. It is the only real "value". It was ok. Bowl wasn't warmed. Chicken was probably the top half of a breast sliced lengthwise. Better quailty than I expected. Romaine. Some black beans/awful shredded cheese/diced tomato and sour cream and ok guac. Mini balls. The salad needed dressing. Chips and salsa weren't complimentary. I think the main menu has fajitas at $25. The cheapest kind. For an example of pricing. The usual Mexican fare. They also have a brunch menu on the weekend. But, the prices weren't any cheaper and I wasn't in the mood for eggs. It was much more full than during the week. All kinds. It wasn't bad, but, I've been brought up to reject chain experiences. And I'm not sure that that is a handicap/fault. However, if you like mariachi bands (unlike Ben Stiller in that movie where he is a newlywed in Mexico - Heartbreak Kid?) blaring "happy birthday" or alternately getting on the table to pour tequila shots down a bachelorette's throat while playing "Tequila", then have I got a place for you. They said they validate parking. It may be a bit complicated though (signs had some bs list of demands through your phone to satisfy them/pay). I don't think you can just swipe a cc. And I think their lot has removed any human interaction altogether. What if you are a tourist without a sim card? How do you get out? 86 69-ing! I park in a free, tow threatening lot next door. Yet to be towed.

Rawsha - Iraqi owner serving Med fare. I believe it JUST opened. I believe it is in the sad Med space I went to during the Boiled Fish post. It has had a total refurb if that is the case. Narrow floor plan. Ten tables. Seven fours and three twos. On the right side. Prep area on the left. Off white with gray. Unused serving platters and small mirrors as wall decoration. Tasteful. There was some kind of "bathroom" odor. 1 server. 6 cooks (including the owner). They said he was the only one allowed to shave the meat for shwarmas. I like that. Quality control. Means it is an important dish to them not fast food part of menu. I missed if he did or if it had been preshaved and heated up. The beef looked like THEY prepared the block of meat on the gyrator. I wonder if that has a name? It was very good. Fresh, paper thin lavosh. Browned. Tender, warm and sweet spiced beef. Tomato, onion and pickles and bitter herbs. Nice hummus or tahini or a mix. It was very white. Not enough to dissect. The one criticism is that it was not exactly busting at the seams (that denotes class right?). Probably a Fav though. Had it (unheated) for dinner. Held up. They did not have a chicken one that day. Had chicken kebabs/kofte though. Dips and salads are their apps. 6 wraps ($10-$15). 4 sides ($6-$8). 8 shwarmas if you count combos, etc ($12-$22). 7 grills ($20-$35). They have lamb chops, falafel, cheese rolls, tikka as some of the less traditional options. I think I have only had Iraqi food from Kurds before. I'm not sure if (even) they or other Iraqi would say that counts. They said this was a motley crew. I wonder from which parts. Maybe I've had some now? It had more customers than I expected. And a mixed crowd. I'm satisfied that the rest of the menu will be done with care/finesse too. Have to come back again. That last bite was magic.

Nola's Ice Cream - They said it was the other partner from Sampaguita. Open for a few months. Opens at 2p on week days. Noon on weekends. White store. Business side on the right. Around ten flavors. I had the Vietnamese Che for $5. It was bad. I thought I put Sampaguita as a Fav. This was green and white colored with coconut and cinnamon flavor. It was really fluffy. In a bad way. The worst kind of mass produced, frozen ice cream mouth feel. I can't believe this was the expected result. I don't recall reading about this "style". Nevertheless, the most important thing about the place is that there is a false wall behind where you order and it leads to Nabe. I took a peek. It is small, but, looks excellent. Very posh.

Melt n Dip - Opened six months ago. They sell fancified (expensive) versions of waffles, crepes, cookies, cakes and dip sticks. An interesting one was the fettucine (cut) crepe. Drinks and gelato and shakes and fruit plates too. After Nola, I had to cleanse myself. I had their Mandarin gelato for $5. Better. Larger. But, it must have been old. Lots of frozen areas. A milkshake (didn't see the size) was only $7. Black. Around 20 tables. L shaped. Windows. High ceilings. Prices in mid to high teens. I liked the inventiveness (ie pouch crepe). Not sure who we have to thank for that. Sweets are not my baliwick. The owner was asked (not by me) where he was from. He said Palestine. Didn't say if if it was closer to the river or the sea. Not sure if this stuff is ordinary fare there. Or from a way station he passed through. Parking is limited. The generic sounding name belies what is offered. Those with an insufferable curiosity or just a sweet tooth may be surprised at what is hiding here in this non-descript location. Proper execution assumed.

*I also did a pass through the Rosen Plaza across from Pointe Orlando. They have a poor looking buffet at Cafe Matisse. A coffee bar called Smooth Java. An event and pool bar (closed for private affair) boite called 39 Poolside. And Jack's Place. That is the old timer. Always meant to try it. Valet, dinner only, grandpa/steakhouse menu and high (most around $40-50 with a low bar of $34?) buy in means it ain't gonna happen. Unless you're paying. And can I say that we can have some fun here in the City of Light. Mexican, Iraqi, Vietnamese and Undetermined in one square mile in one part of one day. And mostly afterthoughts. That is the real Epic Universe.

Steve's Family Diner, Titusville

I tried this diner on US1 just south of DT (around Hobby Lobby) yesterdy at lunch. It is old and worn. Brown on brown. I had a schnitzel special for $11. It was shockingly good. I'm not sure if the cook was just trying to get it done quickly or he knows how to time a fry like most do not, but, the pork was not even close to tough or dry. I thought it may have been pan fried. They said not. No gristle. Not oily. They covered it with (probably) canned beef gravy. That was too salty and thick. Mushrooms (probably canned as well) too. Thin slices. Alot. You get two sides. I had mashed potatoes and gravy and french fries. The mp may have been "fresh". There were chunks. They (and not the gravy) should have been seasoned. Bland. If they were home made, they should have boiled them longer. They had a bitter, vegetal flavor. The fries were frozen carrot cube thick and fried crisp. Alot. That's alot of food (done well for a dive) for that price. And they would have also given me bread had I not declined it. Even their tap water didn't taste off. I had first stopped at a place called Orleans up the road and left when they said their crawfish were frozen (I'll get back to that later) and every banal dish (like pulled pork sandwich) was over $14. Steve's had most dishes under $10. Typical diner fare with many special specials like whole catfish. If you want an above average, value meal (or two), with pleasant service in the area, you could do a lot worse.

*I sunbathed at Cape Canaveral. I didn't have to use my annual pass. The guard gate was empty because of a faulty register. The beach was almost empty. Not too much seaweed. A few bugs. Glassy ocean. The water was way colder than I expected. I don't think I had been in T'ville since the hurricanes. There is some road work to expand the sidewalks going to the NP. It may have been planned anyway. The VC was closed and a trailer in its' place. I also stopped by Wild Ocean again. They do sell crawfish for $8 a pound. $3 to cook. They were out until today. The season is pretty much over in a month. I haven't gone to one restaurant in the state this winter that had fresh crawfish on the menu. So sad.

Divina Carne, International Drive

I tried this Brazilian Steakhouse on Carrier yesterday at lunch. That is near-ish to the Endless Summer Hotel. Across from where some dinner theater (about Pirates I think) used to be. The non-meat, AYCE price is $39. I think the meat is over $69. There was quite a bit of selection. I tried at least a morsel of these items: potato salad, beef carpaccio, fish ceviche, smoked salmon, chicken salad, hummus (2 types), hearts of palm, tomato and mozzarella, asparagus, Greek Salad, Caesar Salad, pork belly, pesto penne, mashed potatoes, goat cheese, parmagiano reggiano, brie, manchego, salmon sushi, salmon with cc sushi, shrimp with cc sushi, tempura shrimp sushi, shrimp tempura covered with salami sushi, cuscuz paulista with shrimp and bread balls (they brought those). Everything was refilled. There were also: ribs, prosciutto leg (no one was cutting it), salami, gouda, pasta bar, edamame, somonomo, beans, fricasse, brocollini, rice, soup and more salads and stews and vegetables. Decent quality in general. A few things were dry. No forced service charge. Wait staff in white dress shirts and black pants. Black and gold and stained wood interior. Large room with high ceilings broken into sections. Maybe sixteen tables in each area. Varied number of seats. Also a bar area in the front with six tables of two. Large Christmas type ball hangings. Art deco look. The buffet is in the center (below a nice Koons like statue). Sushi and pasta bar in the rear. Window on the right. Cloth napkins and nice tableware. Lots of parking. Only four tables seated. I had been there once before on recon. It was more crowded then. Also at lunch. I suspect what I suspected all along that the price point may be too high and the location a bit off the grid. If you can force feed yourself (with the expensive stuff) like I can then perhaps it isn't a poor proposition. I went hard on the smoked salmon, carpaccio and sushi. I think they have been open for two months. Opens at noon.

*I saw that the sushi place on Kirkman had finally opened. It may have been called Sushi Yama?

**A few updates on Aldi's corruption of their Winn Dixie take over - A baguette has shrunk to 18". Thinner too. The bag is 26". Says it is $3.18 an pound. Didn't list actual weight. Can't remember what it had been. Just know that it didn't used to fit in my cupboard. Now it will. Roast chicken and water are up. They play the mark up/mark down game big time on wine. Their "pringles" also are shrinking in diameter. They aren't close to can sized anymore. Probably 70% of that girth.