Cafe Mineiro, I Drive - Closed

I was really hoping this place would be bad so I could write a short review. Wish granted. This place (across from the CSI Experience) was bad. They only offered four types of meat (chicken, ribs, steak and sausage), some hot stews, some vegetables, some salads and a soup. The chicken was just drumsticks. The "sirloin" was more like "sous-loin". I think it was chuck. It was tougher than leather and worse tasting. The sausage was ok. The ribs were tough. They were not cooked long enough. I tried the chicken stew. Disgustingly salty. I tried the beef stew and it was the same. We all know why people oversalt, right? The salads were all cat food. This buffet cost $16, so, I was ready to cut them some slack. But, not this much. Santos around the corner on Kirkman was much better and (I think) cheaper. They had a much more generous spread. This place is in, what looked like, an old steakhouse location. It was about half full of Brazilians. I can only imagine how much they hate this place. Then again, they do wear dental floss as swimwear. I went here on Monday at lunch.