Sunday, September 28, 2025

Burger Vault, Altamonte Springs

I tried this halal burger spot near Tibby's/Kobe on 436 Saturday night at dinner. The original is in Tampa. Not much to report on. Burgers and chicken sandwiches and sides. One hot dog. Yawn. I tried a classic burger for $13 (plus 42 cent hidden cc surcharge). That's their cheapest. Worth half as much. Came with cheese. Sloppy. Ketchup, mayo, sauteed onions, pickle, lettuce, tomato. Stringy grind. About 1/4 lb. Tasteless. They have a silly 24k waygu one for $30. They replaced a good shwarma spot. Shame. They improved the interior. Nine booths. Black with red brick. Brown pleather. Open for two months. Somehow aligned with Jordan. The halal angle is really all they have. And that they are in a food desert. No pun intended.

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