Grub Crawl - Parramore: Jesse's Rib Shack (Closed) and Bulgogi House

I tried this two fairly new restaurants, within walking distance of each other on 50 just west of I-4, yesterday at lunch. The odd thing is that both sites have held the other type of cuisine at some point in the past.

Jesse's Rib Shack - Jesse is not a friend. Nor has he always been a good friend of mine. He serves small portions or mis-priced, amateurishly cooked, backyard bbq. I tried the rib and chicken plate. No sides. Some lame white bread. The ribs (3) tasted like pork chops. I don't think they used a smoker. They tasted steamed. Either they baste too often or they inject the ribs with fluid. In either case they have a boiled/steamed texture and taste. No bark. No liquified fat. Hardly "fall off the bone". The meat (what there is of it) clings on for dear life. You have to use your teeth to rip it away. I'm not sure if they are going for a Carolina style (and if that is not smoked - I forget - I think not), but, the sauce was tangy. One rib had no meat. One had some. One had what you'd expect/ The chicken was no better. Maybe worse. It was a portion of a tiny quarter piece. It was smoked. I'm not a fan of that. The meat always seems under cooked and rubbery. The smoke flavor doesn't help. The combo cost $12. Too much for this environment and probably even more costly than better bbq places. I initially was scared of the prospect of coming here. It looked like a half ass attempt and I have suffered through other half ass attempts in the area. However, the place looked clean inside and they finally had a sign. And when they said they had been in business for years and were friendly, I held out hope. Nope on the hope. Maybe at one point this might have passed muster (probably not). Not anymore. Bbq is now a refined art. They are cooking like they have a "World's Best Chef" apron. I don't want to think how awful the seafood is. Probably fried frozen dreck. Too bad. We can always use more bbq. Bad value and worse execution. They have been in this spot (that was once a vegetarian Korean place if I remember correctly) for three months. They moved from around the Citrus Bowl. The inside is all brick. Avoid.

Bulgogi House - They are just after the 7-11. It was a Mexican Korean place right before this. Now it is mainly a cook at your table spot. No connection with the old owners. You can do a full, all you can eat experience for $30 or a more limited one for $20. You get two hours. Around a dozen options at full price. Half  a dozen at the lower price. The meats looked fresh. I had one of the six or so "set" dishes. I had the beef bulgogi dup bap for $13. It was one of the better ones I've ever had. Primarily because they slice the beef so thin. I usually hate this dish because the meat is so inferior. Grisly. Tough. Cheap. Slicing it thin makes all the difference and adds some sophistication to the prep. Something I often find lacking in Korean dishes, They didn't over sauce either. There was alot of meat. The rice was mushy. However, that could be because it sat in a container until dinner. They also provided some bin chon. An odd mix. Macaroni salad. Tomato and onion salad. Broccoli. Kim Chi. And some pickled root vegetable (maybe burdock). The other dishes were two other dup bap and two soups and one stew. It was a three person operation. More people than I expected had found this place out. The interior was bare bones and messy. Tables weren't cleared. Tables were being used as prep stations. But, it was better than I expected and I might go back to try the all you can eat. They have been open since February. They have parking in the back.

Wa Sushi, Casselberry - Moved to 436

I wasn't full from breakfast at Sourdough, so, I got something (lunch) to go at this highly regarded sushi restaurant in the middle of nowhere. It was on my drive home, so, I decided to knock it off the list. I had a rice-less spicy tuna kobachi and a wasabi octopus special. I'm not sure if they forgot the rice or if they do it that way, but, the tuna chunks were fresh. Firm. No cartilage. Decent portion. A bit expensive at $14. I kind of only ordered it so I could make a comment on how this is the original poke. That's what I think. I haven't looked it up, so, maybe they stole it from the Hawaiians. However, that seems less likely. The octopus was fresh (slimy). It was raw octopus in a wasabi sauce. Pretty good. It cost $5. They serve fresh fish. Some from Tsukiji market in Tokyo. They have the usual suspects plus some exotic (seasonal) options. Pricing was on par with mediocre sushi places (who think they are good). Salmon was $2.50 a piece. Tuna was $3. They do rolls. They have lunch specials. They have some hot dishes. Udon and soba. 20 Japanese beers. 10 sakes. The place seats about 60. The color scheme was gray walls and floor (tile) and black ceiling and chairs. The tables are wood. They also sell Japanese grocery products near the register. I'll be back to do it right. I wish it was closer. I'd probably have it in the weekly rotation. They have been open for three years. It in a strip mall at 1285 Seminola Blvd. That is the road that intersects with 17-92 at the "dog track" road. I think it intersects with Tuskawilla on the other side. A hidden gem. Closed on Tuesday.

*2/22/2019 - I went back for dinner and almost dropped a C note (with alcohol). I had blue fin, uni, conch, salmon, surf clam, whelk, yellowtail and some others I forget the English name of (ainame, kuro soi, and madai). I even tested there regular tuna in a tuna roll. Most everything was great. The rice seemed to come apart a little too easily and the cuts were small. But, mostly what I was hoping for. I would suggest you avoid the "special" soy sauce and fresh wasabi. They charge for both and may not make you aware of that.

Sourdough Bread House, Maitland

Today I had breakfast at this Turkish bakery that serves breakfast and lunch (closes at 3:30 pm). I just got back from Greece/Bulgaria and my clock (and appetite I guess) hasn't reset yet. I had the Bread House omelet for $11. It was nice, but like all the other selections, it was about 50% overpriced. It would be considered under filled by most Americans. It had a leaf or two of spinach, some feta and a mushroom or two. It was probably a two egger. It was slightly tough. It came with a large slice of walnut bread with butter and jam and a grape and a half slice of pineapple. The bread was the best part. Nice presentation. The rest off the breakfast menu consisted of a Turkish melange that cost $20 and some other things around $10 (eggs, french toast, avocado toast). The lunch menu had some salads, paninis and plates with assorted meats. All around the same price points. I think their breads cost $7 or $9 a loaf. The decor was trying to be shabby chic/modern. It was kind of girly. It seats about 40. It was empty at 11:30 am. The waiter disappeared without giving me the check. I had to chase down someone. They have been open for a year and a half. I don't see how. It's not bad, Just not a value. It is in a strip mall at the intersection of N. Orlando Ave (17-92) and Howell Branch Road (I think). In between where the Publix is and the McDonialds is. They would have to drop the prices to get me to come back.

Aspendos, Lake Mary - Closed

I went to this Turkish restaurant in the strip mall at 46a and International Pkwy today for lunch. It was called Istanbul. The partners broke up, so, now it is called this. Same everything else though. I had the sauteed lamb for $13. It was very tasty. Peppers, mushrooms, onions in a tomato sauce. The lamb wasn't gristly. A fair amount. More than the veg, The rice was buttery. The name refers to some region in Turkey. If you want more info, find my Istanbul post.

Grub Crawl - Mills/50/Audubon Park: Bites and Bubbles (Moved), Poke Hana and Farm & Haus (Closed)

Yesterday, at lunch, I went to these places north of downtown. The first is in a much turned over spot on Mills (near the Crawfish place). The second is aside Mamak on 50 (near Mills). The third is in the back of the East End Market on Corrine in Audubon Park.

Bites & Bubbles - I've avoided this because I think I've been sucked into this eddy three times in the past year. That and the unimaginative moniker. The next to give it a whirl is the property's owner. He envisions a swanky supper club (I'm assuming) with wine and caviar (read about it but didn't see it) and French cuisine. I experienced an empty restaurant with one foot stuck in the past. I'm not against this. I just hope it is intentional. I'm not sure what was older. The recipes or the music emanating from the sound system. They are doing things like raclette and bananas foster(french toast) and monier sauce. *I checked on the last and some hits came up on the search engine. I thought it was a misspelling of meuniere, and maybe it is. I didn't click through to see what it was. Like I said, I'm not against it. I was kind of hoping to try the raclette (not offered at lunch). But, I'm atypical to begin with and I don't think it is "old is new again". I think it is "old is still old". That's the vibe I felt. It felt more Ian McKellen than Ian Sommerfeld. And that reference is an assumption. My waitress seemed to be a trans man. The chef seemed gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that (and that). I'm trying to put all the evidence in place and what I am extrapolating form it is that this place is intended to be a gayer Maxine's On Shine. In any case, let's leave that be and I'll return to the food. I had a crab cake sandwich for $14. It came on a croissant that I swear tasted of cheese. French fries were an extra $2. They seemed hand cut and were almost crisp. It came with some pickle slices and gherkins. I guess it's not good news when I say i liked the gherkins the best. Crab cakes always seem to disappoint. It didn't help that they use the cheaper crab meat (claw) . I've had worse. It came on a wood cutting board. I've seen reports where they say wood is hard to clean. so, those don't thrill me when I see them. Service was fine. I believe she said she was the owners sister. She was the only employee. The rest of the menu was a burger, a chicken salad sandwich, some expenisve breakfasts and a few other unmemorable items. They have oysters too. A few more intricate dishes at supper. But, it mostly a small bites menu. And most of the bites cost as much as the "meals". I really didn't like that they charged $4 for a soda. Full of ice. No refill. Flat. Poorly mixing syrup. I'm not anymore encouraged by this iteration than all the other failures. They have been open ten weeks and I will predict that that is the half way point. I have often thought that they (all the aspirants) should close the lunch down. I've never seen customers at that time. But, they say they close at 10pm. I can't imagine that their traffic ends at that time. That is unless you are attracting Ian McKellans. The wine list was thought through. 3 to 4 times mark up over retail though. Be ready for a specific kind of evening id you visit here. And I don't see it as a lunch place. Maybe Sunday brunch. *Moved down the street to condo complex.

Poke Hana - They sell poke (and sliders). 5 styles. 4 or so fish. Plus tofu. I had the Maui style with yellowtail for $13. I'm not sure if I received the real McCoy because I was telling them what I wanted in it, but, I was pleased with the result. The yellowtail was fresh. Nice sized cubes. enough. They didn't mix the soy into the rice. I hate it when they do that. The rice was properly cooked. They topped it with some seaweed salad and cucumber salad and some edamame. Served in a recycled paper bowl. They have had their sign observable for many months, so, I was happy when I found out that they finally opened last Wednesday, The place looks modern. Alot of white. Hawaiian decor. Order at the counter. No complaints.

Farm & Haus - It's a little stall that serves mostly breakfast and lunch fare. I tried for a cold zucchini soup because it was the cheapest and I wasn't excited about this experience to begin with. They were out, but, let me order what I wanted at that price. I went with a Whole Burrito (usually $10). It was good. It was composed of chicken, chorizo, black beans, sweet potatoes, avocado and queso fresco. I would do without the sweet potatoes myself. I saw a noodle bowl and a salad being prepared before my dish. Nothing to write home about. They had two awards from some local tabloid framed and on the wall. I don't see who is coming here before work for breakfast (and then voting for them,) but, I guess it's more than the competition gets. If it isn't Russian hackers. I just see what the fuss is about. Not bad, but, not exactly exerting themselves either.

Grub Crawl - Mount Dora: Shiva and Le Petit Sweet

I went to these spots at lunch on Friday. They are on 5th Ave. That is the through street in town that you turn off to get to what most consider the main street in town. Around the theater. I was going to try the Peruvian place, but, it has closed. I have pretty much reported back on all the restaurants in town now. There are couple of iffy places that I may try in the future.

Shiva - I have driven by this Indian restaurant for at least three years it seems. I would be harder on them, but, the owner was nice. I had the meager lunch buffet fro $12 because most dishes are near $20. It had two meat dishes (Butter Chicken and another off menu chicken dish). The butter chicken was bland. The other chicken had traces of chicken. I also tried a mushroom dish. It was the tastiest. They only offered eight options. One was rice. They did serve naan. The place is small. It was empty. It is decorated with Hindu symbols. The ceiling had embossed tiles. They serve mostly Northern dishes. Veg, chicken, lamb, goat and shrimp. I think they consider their identity as up scale. 5th Element eats them alive.

Le Petit Sweet - The window makes them seem as though they are a cake place. They are more. Sweets, ice cream, coffee, tea. I had a lavender cookie for $1 and a pumpkin pie and an eclair for $1.80. The cookie was ok. It tasted more of rosemary than lavender. The pumpkin pie was half of a donut sized cup. It was good. The eclair was smallish. Great flavor in the icing and filling. It looks cute. Very girly. They have been open for four years.

*I will casually mention a place I stopped by on the way. It is in Eustis (more like Sorrento) on 437 and 44. It is called Momiji. I learned of them through a billboard on 46 that is no longer there. I won't go because their prices are high. $6 tuna or salmon sushi. I guess lack of competition will do that. Like I've said, Koy Wan is like $3 more for unlimited. There was also a bbq truck on 437. No name that I could see.

Grub Crawl - New Smyrna Beach: The Half Wall Brewery, Mango Tango, Da Kine Poke and Panhead's Pizzeria

I went to these places on Wednesday. The first one is on 44 before you cross the bridge to the beach. The next two are on Flagler Ave in town. The last is in that older area between the two (near US 1).

The Half Wall Brewery - I was set to try them before the hurricane last fall. That put a stop to that. It has taken this long for me to find my way back. They are located at a spot after the Harley dealership that once housed a similar restaurant called something 44. Now this is a place that brews in house, has food and drinks and show sports. I had their IPA. They brew four styles. It was average. Malty. The hops acted as a mint after a smoke. A masking agent. That cost $6.50. They have a large selection of drafts and bottles. They do flights of other beers, but, not one of their own. Odd. I should have gone with the burgers I smelled in the air, but, I knew they were on the menu for later in the week. I saw a few and they looked good. I went wit a half rack or ribs because I had seen that Reichlen guy on PBS cooking up ribs on a rotisserie the night before. These St. Louis style ribs were small (5 bones), fatty and cold. They came with medium sized battered fries and cole slaw. I usually don't like battered fries. This larger shape was more conducive to the curious preparation. The cole slaw tasted like fish. I hope it wasn't caused by the wrong kind of snapper. Stopped after a bite (load?). The menu is what you would expect and a dash more. They have pork schnitzel sandwiches and pasta. Some seafood. The place is huge. It can seat at least eighty in the front section and eighty in the back. The have a huge patio (misters) and two private rooms. It has a wood cabin feel with HIGH ceilings. Retention pond/lake out back. Mosquito issue? Service was fine. They have been open for a year. It was filling up. They seemed like locals.

Mango Tango Dessert Bar - This is a frozen ice cream/yogurt shop. I grabbed a little pomegranate/cranberry sorbet because I had to have something to knock this off the list and I was parched from hours in the sun. It was like it is everywhere else. It's a clone. You get the deal. They opened eighteen months ago.

Da Kine -Poke - A few stores away is the latest in this four location chain. They opened in June. it replaced some little restaurant. I think some guys name and something about "surf". I had the ahi poke. The tuna was fresh. The rice was cooked properly. I f upped the add ins, but, that is my fault. Should have known mango and sesame oil wouldn't play well. Wanted to get some value for my money. It cost $13. A little annoying because I had 60 pieces (that's right) of sushi at Koy Wan the day before for less than that. The place looks nice. They are open all afternoon. Unlike alot of places.

Panhead's Pizzeria - I couldn't remember if I had knocked this off yet. I think not. I had a personal cheese pizza to go for $6 and their meatballs marinara with foccacia to go for $8. The pizza is a square pan pizza. It tasted like whatever spray the prep the pan with. The crust (the majority) had no flavor. They didn't spread the cheese well enough. It "puddled" in the middle. This made that area soggy. Parts of the dough or cheese formed a "sand" under the cheese in that area. Like tiny cottage cheese curds. It could be better. I didn't like the one meatball I ate yesterday. But, I nuked them tonight and added spaghetti and they suddenly had flavor and texture. I think they add crumbs, cheese and onion to the balls. The marinara was nice. Tomato and basil. Some parmesan cheese on top. The balls were shaped like a medium sized egg. The foccacia was good. They have been open for nine years. They have awards. They have an artisinal sensibility. Whether they always live up to that is up to you (or them on that day). Not bad. It is a small room with a patio on the side. I think they do well. Prices were fine. The menu is mostly pizza. Some variety though. This is an area that most people don't know even exists. There are more and more places opening up every time I pass through.. I believe my receipt says they are at 113 S. Orange St. It's smudged. That is one street from US 1 (I think that would be US 1 - if not then A1A) on the main drag. Where the "fort" ruins or train tracks are.

Grub Crawl - Audubon Park: Redlight Redlight, Bangrak and Bem Bom (Closed)

I went to these places last night. I was just going to try what Redlight is brewing and then I was talked into the pop up and then learned that Bem Bom had finally opened.

Redlight Redlight - I had an IPA. It was good. They even discounted it because it was pouring slowly. $4 happy hour price.

Bangrak - People were jizzing so much over the food that I had to try it. It helped that it is from the Chiang Mai region of Thailand and I have had no conscious knowledge of sampling that cuisine. I had Khao Soi Neva (noodles in a red curry broth with beef) for $13. It wasn't worth half of that. The noodles were chewy (that was a compliment) and the curry was ok. Only three nuggets of beef. And it wasn't overpoweringly good. They also sold three other dishes (tofu, pork shoulder and shrimp and egg in glass noodles). I think they are there alot.

Bem Bom - Here is why you need to read this article. The two year wait is over. It's a tiny place next to the East End Market. An old bank. You can still see the vault. They serve a bizarre Portuguese and Mexican menu. I went with half chicken in peri peri sauce ($12) because it was the most Portuguese and that was what I was expecting. The rest of the menu is mostly Mexican. It is listed under some name, but, I forget it and it's not on my receipt. It was surprisingly good. It was taking so long that I figured the whole night would be a disaster. I was wrong. The chicken was cooked beautifully (on the rare/moist side). It had good flavor. The sauce was nice and the presentation was unique. They give you a little paint brush and "inkwell" to baste the chicken to your liking. It came with fries and a salad. The fries were crisp. The salad was interesting. Not just greens. It was a melange. Hard to describe. Everything was mixed together. Like I said, the food took a while to get to me. But, the main hostess/waitress helped by being proactive. The owner also came over to see if I was enjoying myself. The place is tiny inside (30). It looks cool though. Antique looking colored lights. Tiled wall splashes. Open kitchen. They added patio seats to what I guess was just supposed to be the day time walk up area. That doubled the seating. It was about half full. They were playing Portuguese music. It was a romantic setting. It all coalesced into an enjoyable evening and a nice first impression. Pricing was fair. The menu is eclectic. I will definitely be back. BTW bem bom means good good.

*I want t thank the I-4 Ultimate for murdering more drivers and causing traffic jams. There was a big wreck this night and one going west the day before. Love getting out on those open roads. Maybe if you consider it has to affect the economy, you will do something about it? Can we have a list and photos of those in charge of this tremendous boondoggle?

Pub Crawl - Ivanhoe/Mills: Ivanhoe Park Brewing and Grape & the Grain

I went to these places on or off Virginia yesterday at dusk. The first is on Alden (the turn before or after the tracks) Rd at the edge of Lake Highland Prep school. The second is across the parking lot from the market, etc on Virginia (nearest to 50).


Ivanhoe Park Brewing Co - They said they opened in June, but, the official opening is in a few weeks. I had a flight (blond ale, ipa, porter and witbier). They were mostly good. The ipa was a little bitter. The porter was the best. And I don't love that style. It had good balance. Not heavy. Each 4oz pour was $2. They also sell a few other breweries. I had 2 4ozers of those. I don't recall many places allowing that. Maybe I'm misremembering. The place looks good. It's new. Inside and outside areas. Warehouse-y. They had The Pastrami Project food truck there (how I found out they had opened). They have parking. It seemed like every other person had a dog there. Varied clientele. Fine service. Too few tvs.

Grape & the Grain - Here is another that I missed the memo on. I've been waiting almost two years since they announced. They opened in June. It's just a wine and beer bar. Not special in any way. They have a patio. Some distinct options. It is decorated in copies of Warhol paintings. It looks like a little house. I could swear I saw that a chain in the West has the same name. They said they weren't affiliated with that.

Grub Crawl - College Park: Mr Worldwide Famous (Closed) and Taritine (Closed)

I went to these places on Edgewater Dr at lunch on Friday. The first is located in the Cavanaugh wine (Digress) parking lot. The other is to the north of Princeton.

Mr Worldwide Famous - They opened a month ago. In from outside of New Orleans. Po boys and platters. Shrimp. gator, whiting, red fish and lobster that day. They had red snapper recently. I had the gator po boy for $12 ($1 soda). I wasn't planning on eating here. Just seeing if Digress had metamorphasized yet. They hadn't. will take until late Fall. The gator was very good. Maybe the best I've had. Plentiful. Corn bread batter. Slightly spicy. The cook said you have to cook gator longer than the other things. But, not to long or it gets chewy again. Glad to see he had a plan. They (father and son) get the gator from Titusville. The bun was also appropriate. The veg were good enough. It was supposed to be dinner, but, I couldn't help picking on it on the way to the planned lunch. *They (Cavanaugh/Digress) also have a food truck here called Smoke & Donuts. It serves donuts and bbq. It wasn't open. I think they are going to be the cooks when it turns into Digress.

Tartine - I already stated my displeasure at there Monday and Tuesday closures. I was ready to eviscerate them. Maybe even just get something cheap to go. I'm so glad I counted to ten and put down my gator. It was great. The chef is from the Bordeaux region. They bake all the bread for Croissant Gourmet. The menu was fun, representative and manageable. I went with the coq au vin. It was an odd preparation, but, very good. The chicken wasn't "pieces". It was a boiled roulade of sorts. Not abounding with flavor, but, interesting. The real stars were the mashed potatoes (another non-traditional element) and the jus. The mp were buttery and succulent. The jus was red wine based . Nice flavor. They also added brussel sprouts (not usual) and pearl onions. It cost $15. They provided me with complimentary bread and a tasty basil salted butter. They do the tartines and beef bourgignon and chicken normandy and salads and soups and a few other things (like breakfast). The tartines were piled high with ingredients. They came in twos. Like open faced sandwiches. The wine list was interesting and not laid out by the local wholesaler. Some diversity on the wines by the glass. Mostly French by the bottle. They have some beer too. I'd avoid the $3.50 tiny euro bottles of soda. They also serve a few pastries. They gave me a croissant filled with butter cream and it was good. The place looks nice. I recall black counter tops and a map (in chalk) of France. Lots of windows. A seated bar area and a few tables. It's not very big. Service was engaging. I think I heard every table gushing about their food. Prices are reasonable. The waiter said they have been open for six months. I think it's less than that. It was his first day, so, maybe he was wrong. I'd like to think I didn't let this slip under the radar for that long. They will be on the Favorites list. with all the French closures, it's good to get a quality one back in the rotation.

Grub Crawl - Downtown: Chela (Closed) and Nifty's

I stopped by these places today at lunch. I also tried to find a place (Selectos Fructos) that the Orlando Weekly said was opening up at 55 West. Either they haven't or they have and have closed. A resident said some smoothie place did just that. And it is becoming apparent that you can't spell DON'T without DOWNTOWN. The more people that move down there, the worse the quality (of everything) seems to get. It's incongruous. So forgettable. A shame.

Chela - This used to be some kind of tapas restaurant. It is on the corner of Orange and Church. I was really surprised to find out how "casual" lunch service is. It's basically a Tijuana Flats. You order at a counter. That plus the relative expense of the menu made me get two tacos to go. They were $4 a piece. I chose carnitas and brisket. They were served in tiny-ish, soft, semi-thick tortillas. They were stuffed. The beef was too salty and the hot sauce was bad. It came with aged cotija cheese and cabbage. The carnitas had pineapple and pickled onions with it. It wasn't as salty as the beef. But, am I mistaken or isn't pork with pineapple referred to as "al pastor" in most places? The decor seemed exactly the same. The menu seemed pricey. They want $3.50 for a soda. At an order at the counter level establishment! I think they opened this winter. I wouldn't be surprised to hear they opened again as the next played out trend. Poke anyone?

Nifty's - This is a deli and Korean restaurant under the movie theater where Chela is. I believe it was called Mochi before. Don't take this the wrong way, but, I think Korean food is a poor attempt at copying Chinese and Japanese dishes. Case in point - the Kimbop (I believe that was what it was called) that I ordered here. It's just bad sushi with (in this case) chicken in place of seafood. And it cost $9 for what is essentially a roll. Everything here was 50% over priced. A basic breakfast egg sandwich was around $6. A juice was $9. It took a while to get my order completed. The place also has suffered from a change in direction/ownership. The once stylish interior is all ratted up with junk. They tape menus to the counter. It's just aesthetically to a Japanese understanding of taste to what the food is to a Japanese (for example) understanding of flavor. Sloppy. Overlooked. I will accept the argument that bonchon (not theirs - I didn't try it) is interesting. But, let's get back to the smaller picture. I didn't find this place Nifty.

*I also tried (again) to get something from Jinyo in Thornton Park. They wouldn't (couldn't) do a to go order. For bad spaghetti in piss water? So, you open in a city that is a steam room? In the summer. You sell bad soup. You pick a place with hard to find parking? You pick a location that has failed more than once/ You open late? And you can't buy some plastic bowls to accommodate forlorn customers? Does it affect the experience? Do you need to slurp the dashi from a clay bowl? Lacquer?Are you that pretentious? Or that out of your element that to go business wasn't a consideration from the get go? And yes I realized that I just criticized Nifty for not being anal enough. Piss off.

Pearson's Cafe, NoDo - Closed

I grabbed "dinner" to go at this deli on North Orange. I reported back from here when it was another deli. They have been open for two years. I tried a Chicken parm sandwich for what appears to $9 on my receipt. It was a special. It was ok. Not really Italian. It had the wrong bread. The chicken wasn't pounded and tasted of rosemary. They have a catering company, so, I hope this wasn't a repurposed left over. Small portion. They serve a variety of sandwiches, soups,salads and breakfast items. It looks clean. They have a private room (of all things) in back. It's near that tequila place. Wasn't expecting much. Didn't receive much. I was only down there because I though there was a donut shop at the intersection of 50 and Orange. It's a record store.

*They seem to be replacing North Quarter Tavern with City Pub. If a a similar concept with great food failed, why would someone try the same thing again? Make sure you add something to the mix. And I think a bar is opening a few doors down too. You can never tell if it's legit or landlord marketing.

Grub Crawl - Audubon Park: Florida & Co (Closed) and Gideon's Bakehouse

I went to these places at the East End Market on Corrine today at lunch. Not that anyone seems to care at this point.

Florida & Co - This was Local Roots until about a year and a half ago  Same owner. Now it's more of a restaurant. I had the Pesto zucchini bowl with white shrimp for $14. Most meals are at this price point. It was good. I'm not sure what possessed me to eat healthy, but, the zucchini "noodles" were grand (plentiful) and the pesto sauce was full of flavor (a little red pepper zing). The shrimp (6 medium) were ok. They seemed a little brittle and overdone. A few had a salty, chemical taste. The place takes itself seriously. Right up ti the edge of pretentiousness. They "curate". They only had one cook, so, the meal took a minute to prepare. One service person as well. There are eight seats at the bar and two tables for two. They said they may 86 the market and "expand". Two more tables? They serve wine and craft beer. Some sandwiches, salads and a steamed basket. They all mostly incorporated the shrimp. Some pulled pork too. They use seasonal items. Not bad. About one quarter full.

Gideon's Bakehouse - I grabbed a $5 cookie at this stall diagonally across from Florida. It gave me an upset stomach. I don't ever recall having one as a child. I guess you can eat to many sweets. That's a thing. It was a cinnamon roll and butterscotch cookie. Too much fluff and not enough cookie for me. It was like eating a bag of candy. Some nasty pockets of salt and probably baking soda in there. It made me think that these sweet shops with ridiculous portion ratios are just soft serve ice cream adjuncts. A vehicle to pile on candy for Veruka Salts. I get it now. They have been there for two years.

*There is also a new food stall in the back. Farm & House. It had a limited menu that was a bit pricey. Over $10 for burritos. I'll try when Bem Bom opens.

Grub Crawl - West Colonial: Chef Wang's Kitchen and Banh Mi Cali

I went to these two places in the area I refer to as Chinatown today at lunch.

Chef Wang's Kitchen - I had the beef stew in flaming wok for $16. It came with white rice. It was a wok full of beef shank. It was mostly skin and tendons. Not bad though. It was stewed long enough to make everything fork tender. Yet, I still probably eschewed eating half of it. The flame also went out too quickly and the stew became cold. Not a ton of flavor in the broth. It was an interesting presentation and that is what I was looking for. The rest of the menu is composed of beef, poultry, pork, vegetables and seafood dishes. About a half dozen of each. Not your usual suspects. Shrimp walnuts. Shredded potato. Seafood Shark Fin soup. Chili Pepper Shredded pork. Stuff like that. They also have Kung Pao chicken and fried rice (and more) if that scares you. A few whities came and left. I think they were freaked bu the menu. More for us. The menu is south eastern. Mostly Szechwan in style. Although they have a whole dim sum section that says "North". So who knows. They also do some noodle dishes. Prices are good. My dish was on the high side. Apps are little too close to main prices for my taste. It's a replacement for Ming;s Court (once on I Drive). They have been open for just few months. It's in the rear middle of the parking lot. Next to that Korean place I reviewed recently. Unsurprisingly, the layout of the place is similar. A rectangle with the short side up front and back. They have around ten tables of four on the walls and two large tables in the middle. Some minor decoration. White walls. Clean look. There seemed to be only one cook and one host/waiter. Four other tables were there while I was. No problem with service. I'm not sure how much they can handle with that staff. Maybe they bring in more at other times? Maybe some were hidden? They are closed on Tuesday and Wednesday. I'd go back.

Banh Mi Cali - I grabbed a traditional banh mi (ham, pork roll and pate) to go for $5. It was great. The way it should be done. The best I can remember. Probably not the best , but, the best I can remember.. Great baguette. They may have baked it themselves. They sell bread, etc. It seems plausible. All the veg were good. The meats were fine. Tasty pate. The sandwich was big. They even buttered the bread. Oooh la la. They have been open for fifteen months. They are across the lot from Wang's. Nearer to Colonial. It's a take out place. They offer four other banh mi. A few other things. IE - something called a sesame donut. They will be on the favs list. Now I believe I've hit up all the restaurants in that plaza for you.

*I noticed some new places between here and I-4. Near where the O-rena used to be. A barbeque and a Korean place.

Off the Hook, Ponce Inlet

I went to this new location on Thursday for lunch. I went to the one in NSB and found it ordinary. To tell you the truth, if I knew it was another "Hook" I wouldn't have come. I was under the impression it was to be another place. It is the last (in this area) from the Sentinel article I have referred to in past posts. It was to open a year ago. I tried it last summer and it wasn't ready and then the hurricane pushed it back even farther. They opened in January. I liked it it. It looks sharp. Very modern. Light decor. Some kitschy things like deep sea fishing boat seats. Inter-cosatal view. Lots of windows. A large deck. I think it had boat tie ups. I had the clams at $15 and a half pound of crawfish. I believe they called the clams Cedar Creek. I have seen them called out before, so, I should be more familiar with them. They were served in a sherry wine broth. Mostly overcooked. A few soft ones. The broth probably hadn't had the sherry cooked out of it. Too much of it. The dipping bread was a lazy choice. Poor, mass manufactured quality. It needs better bread if you call it out. The broth also has to be "soup" worthy. Somehow I was ok with the dish however. Maybe it was the salt air. Similar story with the mud bugs. Probably frozen. Mostly tough. Over seasoned with Old Bay.  I usually don't do butter, but, they glazed them with it and it helped. Service was fine. I'm sure it doesn't seem to add up, but, I think I like this place the best over all the others in this area. The menu was interesting and the venue is appealing. Way better than the strip mall it's sister location is in.

Grub Crawl - Baldwin Park: Meza and Tutto Caffe

I stopped at these places today at lunch. The first is aside the Publix. The second is on the main street (New Broad). I was here because Bem Bom is STILL not open.

Meza - I think they are over a year overdue. They opened two weeks ago. The owner was behind Cafe Annie downtown. The heart of the menu is Lebanese. Or at least the owner is. I had the chicken tagine. It was a sort of deconstructed/modern tagine. More of a stew around rice served in a porcelain bowl. One breast cut in two. Sweet potatoes, potatoes, tomatoes, chick peas, onions and cauliflower in a slightly sweet broth with tumeric (among other things). The chicken was a little tough. Stewed meats are like that. The basmati grain seemed a little fatter and shorter than the type you get in Indian dishes. Hard to tell how it was cooked amongst all the broth. It cost $16. $22 at dinner. Mostly a good dish. Very encouraging. My main problem with food (etc) from this region is that it is rarely "modern" or "innovative". The menu is a little predictable. Kabobs, side dishes/dips, etc. But, there are some elements that nudge the envelope. Aka lamb chops and the tagine preparation. I'd like to see more. The main dishes are in between $20 and $30 at night. Cheaper during the day. Apps are under $10. The room has high ceilings. One big room with a bar in the rear. The color scheme is monochrome with red brick wall accents. Nice, new, modern tables and chairs. Cloth napkins. They spent some money. It seats about eighty. There were three other tables (one Arab) seated while I ate. They only had one waiter. But, he mostly handled the weight. I did have to ask for a refill. It was better than I expected.

Tutto Caffe - They were to open about the same time last year as Meza. They beat them by six months. I was under the impression it was just a coffee place. They also serve breakfast and sandwiches and wine. A deli/lounge set up. I grabbed an English Lunch panini for $7. It was roast beef, cheddar, horseradish on a ciabatta roll. Served warm. It was pretty good. It could have used a little more horseradish and I'm not a huge fan of ciabatta (too dense and dry). The cheese was tasty. Mostly good and I'd eat it again. It also came with a decent frisse/field greens salad. They had a half dozen other sandwiches. A chicken pesto. An Italian meats. That's all I remember. Good value.

*Two new places have also opened or will open here. Vintage (wine bar next to Tutto). Open. And some brewery. Not open.

**I had a few interesting food finds in South America. See if you can find them or make them. Carrot cream dip. In place of a tapanade. For bread. A thicker carrot soup. Aguaymanto or Peruvian ground cherries. Look like cherry tomatoes. Taste citrus-y. Arvejas frita. Fried peas. Aceituna (black olive) sandwich. And I finally tried Thai ice cream in Mendoza of all places. They take cream and fruit and pour it on a cold steel plate and then it freezes and they scrape it up in a roll. I think it's supposed to be the latest craze. I saw it on tv before I left. Coldstone plus. We need that here. You probably have heard of the rest of the stuff I ate. I ate that big corn (choclo) - on the cob. Only had it in kernels before. I will point out that Burger King had a burger with a hot dog on it (Parrillera) that they should sell here.

Grub Crawl - Hourglass District: Cilantro's and Leguminati (Closed)

I tried these two places last night. The first is on Bumby right before Curry Ford Rd. The next is at/near that intersection on Curry Ford Rd.

Cilantro's - This is an eight month old Mexican spot. It serves mostly hand held stuff - burritos, tacos flautas and dillas. I sampled a few tacos for you. I had a shrimp ($3.50), fish ($3.75), al pastor ($3) and a hard shell ground beef ($2). The shrimp was good. Four, medium sized, fresh. firm shrimp. The fish (mahi) was also fresh. and probably better (equal in size) than the salmon I had at the place on I Drive. The pastor was a little dry. Could have been chicken. Could have been anything. Big serving. No pineapple. I should have gone with carnitas. The ground beef was a little Jack in the Box-y. Fine ground. The seafood tacos came in a medium size flour tortilla. The pastor in a corn. All came with differing toppings. From cotija cheese to raw onion. They added some nice tortilla chips on the side. The food was mostly good. The place is into between a totally authentic $1 taco place and a Tijuana Flats. The chefs were tiny abuelas. The place is small. Six or seven little high top tables. All weren't clean. Not a bad little joint. Ok salsas. On the cusp of the favs list. We'll see how I feel in a few months. Got to clean those tables!

Leguminati - They are part of the Foxtail Coffee outpost. I've been waiting on them for months. They opened a week ago. They are a vegetarian place. I had a LGBT (I guess you can't be questioning when it comes to your sandwich) sandwich to go for $8. To see what rice paper bacon is. If it was anything, it dissolved into the LB. The T was fresh. The G (guac) was good. The bun was great. Nice flavors overall. And you know I can do without veganism. They have four or five other sandwiches and a few breakfast (all day) items. They were also serving wine and craft beer. I'm not sure who runs what, but, the other things in the building are a wine rack area, a fridge of beer, a sign that says Hourglass Social House and a Foxtail coffee bar. It looks hip. Or hipster.

Stasio's, Milk District

I grabbed lunch to go from this Italian Deli and Market on Bumby (and I think Robinson) about two weeks ago. I don't remember much. They had just been open for a week or so at that point. The place looks crisp and clean. I remember glass and white. I had a sausage and broccolini hero for $9 because it was the cheapest thing (most other sandwiches over $10) and I had had only chicken and broccolini before (iie at DaNic's in Philadelphia). It was very good. All the components were good. Top notch. I recall a limited menu. Ten or so items. More take home options. They said my sandwich would take ten minutes (they were telling everyone that), but, it came out in two. They also have a coffee bar. It was pretty packed. Which leads me to my only concern. The parking is inadequate and they share it with others. It won't be long before they start complaining and making a bad situation worse. I liked this place alot. I'll go back. It'll be on the favs list. Too busy to write more.

Shadow Ban

Does anyone think Google is shadow banning my site? It seems to be some method they use to hide sites from searches. When I search for my site (or posts), it rarely comes up. Even when I search - orlandoer. I'm the only one. It should be first. Or at least on the first page. It never shows up. Even if I use quotation marks. I think the only people who read this are ones that were on the mailing list pre- shadow ban. Let me know if I'm wrong and you have found this site through a search and if it was a Google search. Or ask them to un-ban the site.

Grub Crawl - West Colonial: Huong Viet, Nam Giao Deli and Zero Degrees (Closed)

I tried these places at lunch today. The are all in that area on West Colonial I call Chinatown. On the western side (more abandoned) side of the complex. I was supposed to try Chef Wang's. But, they are closed on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Lucky for us. Two were real surprises. And new. This area is becoming a destination.

Huong Viet - This a typical Vietnamese restaurant. I had a rice dish because I was prepared to eat Chinese. It had pork and shrimp cake on it. A small carrot salad as well. It cost $10. The usual. Grisly pork. Slightly mushy rice. The decor, condition and menu are familiar. They have been open for four years.

Nam Giao Deli - I looked in here a few months ago when I reviewed the Korean place. It looked like a bar not a deli. The owner said he has had trouble with the change over and put the deli sign up before he remodeled. Hence the confusion. He opened two weeks ago. It is a great Vietnamese take out spot. All these little "snacks" that I thought was missing from Vietnamese cuisine. It will be a joy to come back and get an education. I sampled a shrimp on sugar cane (tried that before), a palm leaf covered pork roll stuffed with periwinkles (come on!), lemon grass and ginger that was shaped like a Jimmy Dean sausage roll, a flat fried green panko crusted pork roll and fried ball stuffed with a quail egg that was covered with pork roll (three). The cost - $2, $2.50, $2.50 and $4. He also sliced off some samples of his two large pork rolls - fried and steamed. There were also spring rolls, a soy curd noodle type dish, an egg pancake and other snacks ready to go. And I haven't written about the regular dish menu or the bahn mi yet. Everything reasonably priced. Better than Huong Viet. The owner said he is worried about getting things in order before people find out about him. He's ready enough as far as I'm concerned. I'm so glad serendipity maneuvered me here. Can't wait to try my next batch of authentic Vietnamese items. It's named after a region in Vietnam.

Zero Degrees - This place is in between the first two. It opened three weeks ago. I thought it was another dumb boba place. It's more. It has food. Just chicken wings or popcorn, chicharron, fries, street corn (elote) and dessert. It's a chain. They said Western. I've never run into it. The best way I can describe it is that it is a hostel - if a hostel was a restaurant. It could be the snack bar in a hostel. It has that insouciance. The cheese fries have Cheeto dust. The floats have oreo crumbs. The sundaes have kids cereal on them. I had a popcorn chicken with salt and pepper for $5.50 and a cheese fries for $5. Both portions were huge. The chicken wasn't very tasty. Kind of like bad Chinese take out. But, they filled an entire circular tin container for me. It could feed four. The fries were better. Very thin. Big portion. Same container. The cheese was like game day melted goo. They put on too much red spicy Cheeto dust though. They have glass mason jars, milk bottles and travel containers that you can buy for a buck or two. For your liquid refreshments. You can add a swirl - a tornado of mango - to any drink. It's a Me-lennial dream come true. They just need to snap your picture when you enter and stream it to a monitor or straight to Instagram. The place is gray and black with dark wood patches. Pay and order at the counter. It's fun. Why they opened here is a mystery. It's the only non-Asian business. However, it just adds to the roster of choice places in this strip mall.