I tried these two restaurants on different ends of Sand Lake Rd last week at lunch. The first is in the strip mall west of I-4 that has Moonfish. The second is in the strip mall at OBT (Florida Mall) that has Izziban sushi. One street in. You can't see it from the road.
Chronic Tacos - I believe I have been to the original in 2013. That's if it is in Corona del Mar. In any case, I remember them as good. However, I was not about to be bamboozled like I was at the Taco Bus taco bust. Plus I knew I was eating twice at lunch in any case. So, I only had a test taco. A $3.50 carnitas soft taco. It was good. Nice quantity. Nice flavor. Not scratch. Served street style. Could have been plastic bag pork. But, passable. Probably more in my head than in reality. The franchise stigma was playing on me. They opened a month ago. It had a decent size line. Plastic, fast food scenery. Assembly line execution. Plates are $8. They have steak, mahi, shrimp, chicken, al pastor, veggie, breakfast and fake meat options. Almost all a plus one or two dollars from the individual price. Sodas were $2. They have some chips, churros, fries, etc. Not much new here. A little pricy, but, in line with Chipotle (now over $10 for two barbacoa tacos and a soda), et al.
Veranda - I was disappointed by their execution after being intrigued by the extensive Eastern European menu. I gave them a lay up and they missed it. A chicken schnitzel with mashed potatoes. I was going to try lamb ribs (chops), but, the waitress said that would take fifteen minutes. The chicken took as long. I'll forgive her. She was cute. The chicken tasted like a dogs chew toy. I've had freezer burn chicken in my life, but, this was beyond. It was hard like the center of the breast bone. I thought for sure I was going to get sick before my plane ride. Thankfully, I did not. And the mystery continues. I asked her to ask the kitchen for an explanation and they had none. Said it was how they always do it. As such, I could never give them a second chance. It was also a tiny piece of chicken. And not pounded flat. The mashed potatoes were awful too. No salt or flavor. It reminded me of all those Soviet era jokes about life over there. How they ate boiled shoes. The chew toy and the play doh cost $15. Another off putting feature (and a stereotype confirmed) was the oonce oonce music they blasted at lunch. It brought back memories of Will Farrell and Chris Kattan in shark skin suits. The place has brick walls. I remember it being low lighted and black and gray and red. They have been open for a month or so. I don't expect them to stay open for long. Unless they are a front for the mob. In which case, it was nice knowing you.
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