Friday, March 8, 2024

Grub Crawl - International Drive: Helena and Jojo's Shake Bar *CO/UT/NV/AZ/NM Travel Notes

I tried these spots on Monday at lunch. The first is in the old Tapa Toro location in the strip mall with the ferris wheel. The second is at Pointe Orlando. Out front. Near the middle. 

Helena Modern Riviera - I had the second cheapest thing on the menu. There is no separate/cheaper lunch menu or specials. Chicken burger with truffle fries for $19. It was good. A plump, hand molded patty. Nice grind. Loaf like consistency. Not tube like ground chicken. A bit dry. Glossy brioche bun. Bacon jam. Not so fresh tomato. Fresher, baby romaine. Blue cheese. The fries were crisp. Served in a mini fry basket. Both atop a wood plank. They had seven cooks and five wait staff. In uniform. The burger took a bit longer than necessary to appear. The menu has pan-Med plates. Even North African. Twelve apps ($8-$20). I remember escargot and an interesting scallop one. Six Handhelds ($19-$26). Like a $26 burger. Six Mains (over $20). A chicken breast, duck, two lamb, steak, etc. Six Pricy ones ($18-$50+). Pesto gnocchi (cheapest but small), seafood paella, cioppino, etc. They did nothing to the decor. The layout is still a patio, a bar room, a middle room (with extra seats around a large fry table/hot plate) and a rear room. That room was the only full one. Seemed like a group of conventioneers. Maybe here for the golf tournament? I was in the middle. They play mind numbing trance music. Owned by the Atelier Group (2 Winter Garden restos). The service was hit and miss. The manager was agreeable. He offered me a free drink (which was charged on the bill and then removed). He and some other back office staff were working on their computers in plain sight. That didn't help the ambience. No hostess. I saw a few groups leave because of that. It is a work in progress. There were moments when I considered walking out. The manager confused me with his answer to how long they had been open. He said six months and then mumbled something about permits or insurance and then said two weeks. Two weeks seems more plausible. At these prices, I would wait until they get their act together. I'm glad that at least my meal wasn't thrown together. *I saw that a Brother Jimmy's opened just past there. It was/is a notorious bar/bbq in Manhattan. Funny that it is a chain. But, I guess if TGIF is...

JoJo's Shake Bar - Seems to be out of Chicago. I just grabbed a Chai Town Milk Bar for $6. They include a 18% tip. It was very good. Good quality chocolate on it. The place looks like a modernized Fifties diner? Neon on the ceiling. Booths. Open until 2pm. Fourteen Sandwiches ($14) like Ruebens. Four Snacks ($12) like wings. Four salads ($12) like Chopped. Four Suppers ($16) like pot pie. Eight Brunches ($12-$14). $10-$14 shakes. Some with alcohol. $6-$10 hot chocolates. About half full. Mostly tween girls and their moms. I should go back and try the food.

*Travel Notes - Colorado/Utah/Nevada/Arizona/New Mexico: I flew to Denver on Frontier (non stop mid day flights) for $179. Rented a car from Budget for two weeks at $818. They gave me a new Dodge Hornet Hybrid (reserved a Jetta) that only had a gas range of 250 miles. The electric half was uncharged. Drove to Parachute on 70W. Stayed at the Western Slope Suites (Expedia 9.0) for $69. Drove the next day through Utah to Beaver. 70W to 15S. Saw San Rafael Reef and Black Dragon Canyon. Stayed at the Country Inn (Expedia 7.0) for $43. Ate a grilled cheese and ff at Creamery Kitchen. Drove the next day to Vegas. Stayed at the Aria (Expedia 8.4) for $112 plus $56 RF and $18 P. They upgraded me to a sweet suite. Saw Tyronne Lue playing craps. Ate lunch at the new Saigon Baguette on Spring Mountain Rd. A good traditional banh mi. Bought some wine and soda and water at Target (cheapest). Walked the strip and Aria shops. There is a new museum called Arte. Got dinner at the Cosmopolitan. Croque Madame Donut with egg at District Donuts. Got Cumin Beef Bowl with rice and cabbage at Bang Bar by Momofuku. Drank wine and watched the sunset and end of Daytona 500. Had ok lunch at the new Sushi Time on Spring Mountain Rd. AYCE sushi and shabu shabu. Stayed at the shitty Horseshoe/old Bally's (Expedia 7.8) for $14 plus $51 RF and $20 P. Internet said $18 parking and these dicks wouldn't even allow you to do kiosk check in before 3pm. They are connected to the Paris hotel. Walked to Sphere. It rained this day. Walked through Bellagio at night (Lunar New Year displays again). Had dinner at Caesar's. Finally, dropped the required $10 for a slice of DiFara Pizza. I hope the real thing is better than this. Had a $10 cookie shot (milk in a robot made cookie shot glass) at Dominique Ansel (it replaced a Giada salad/prepared food spot). I have had the cronut at his shop in NYC. This was a waste of money. FYI - Rao's closed. Went to lunch at the Fontainebleau (their spelling). Had a good bagel with cc at El Bagel. Had a beefy cb with a chocolate milkshake at Capons. Stayed at The Delano (Expedia 8.4) for $78 plus $51 RF and $18 P. Walked to Luxor. Passed on Blue Man or Carrot Top. Drank wine at watched the sunset. Got food poisoning from a shit chicken salad from Citizens at Mandalay Bay. Got no sleep. Had a terrible chicken sandwich for lunch from the new Houston TX Hot Chicken on Sahara. Had ok chicken rice noodles soup from the new Ten Seconds Yunnan Rice Noodles on Spring Mountain Rd. Yunnan is north of Hunan. Less spicy. Tried to stop shitting at the Gold Coast (Expedia 7.8) for $53 plus $36 RF. They checked me in early. Walked to Rio for dinner. A good cheesesteak from Tony Luke's. Left Vegas. Drove to Flagstaff. 93S to 40W. Stayed at overrated Highland Country Inn (Expedia 9.2) for $100.  Walked the town. Had to call it quits because of the last of the food poisoning. Grabbed some ok snacks at Natural Grocers. They outlawed the train horns in Flagstaff! Drove through Gallup New Mexico to Durango. 40E to 419N to Shiprock to 64 to 550N. Stayed at the overrated Adventure Inn (Expedia 9.0) for two nights at $70 per. Had two ok smash cbs at Famburger. Drove around town. Drove 160E to Wolf Creek Ski Resort. $89 lift ticket with $27 rentals. Not bad. Nice drive. About ninety minutes. Ate a late Mexican lunch in Pagosa Springs (bigger than I thought) at Santay's Taco Shop. Saw Chimney Rock NM. Had good beer in Durango at Animas Brewing Co. Saw the one trail Chapman Hill. Had good High Trestle Brewing Co beer at Durango Beer and Ice Company. Tried to ski Purgatory the next day. They raised the lift prices from around $80 (online a few days before) to $114 and the ski rental line was a joke. Plus parking was a pain, it was cold and cloudy and a storm was supposed to close the fastest route out of Durango if I stayed. I decided to skip Purgatory and default on my hotel ($89 Expedia 8.2 Comfort Inn) in Durango and drive on. I drove 550N (Million Dollar Highway) through Silverton. Saw that the Silverton Ski Resort was closed and on some bs dirt road that you probably need four wheel drive for. Also, found Kendall Ski Resort. It was closed and only one trail. Stopped in Ouray. Saw frozen Box Canyon Falls and the Hot Springs. Had one shot of good beer and a tasty beet Rueben with ff at Ouray Brewery. This town is called Little Switzerland or something. Passed Montrose. East on 50 to Gunnison. Stopped at Bay of Chickens at Curecanti NRA. Stayed at Gunnison Inn (Expedia 8.2) for $71. Had dry brisket from 5B's Barbecue. It snowed the next day, so, I extended at Gunnison Inn for the same rate (I hope - they never gave me a receipt). Ate a cobb salad and pork green chili at The Dive Pub. Drove the next day to ski at Crested Butte. They charged for $15 for parking and I couldn't get near the ticket office to see how bad they were going to hose me and the rental shops were not convenient, so, I left. Plus it was freezing cold. Drove to Monarch Mountain. Bought a half day for $79 ($114 for full day though internet said $89) with $39 for ski package. It warmed up and was sunny. Perfect call by me. Drove on to my hotel in Salida. American Classic Motor Inn (Expedia 8.6) for $79. Drove through downtown. Got pissed at the high prices at the restaurants. Ate from Walmart. Drove through Pueblo. Had two bad Sloppers (open faced burgers with chili). First at Broadway Tavern and Grill. with fries. The second north of DT at Sunset Inn Bar and Grill. This was a huge cb with a top bun and no fries. I tried it with red chili. It was dinner. They had more than green chili options. Drove on to Colorado Springs. Stayed at the disappointing SCP Hotel (Expedia 7.8) for $72. They would not let me check in until 4pm. I drove to Broadmoor, US Figure Skating HOF, World Arena and Cheyenne Zoo. On to DT. Checked out (again) the progress on the new US Olympic and Paralympic Museum and Weidner Field (Minor League Baseball Stadium). 25 North. Drove through Castle Rock (restaurants were too pricy) to DIA the next day. Stayed again at the Baymont for $105. I got a better rate though Booking here. Forgot to write down the rating. Had two bad pupusas at Pupusas Paradise. This area continues to explode. Sadly, it is becoming a homeless area too. They even have window squeegee guys at stop lights. No issues at the airport. It was empty. Had mostly good weather because I changed up my route multiple times. Wished I skied a little more. As always, the missing meals were fast food or markets. This time of year (post Washington's Birthday) in Vegas was cheap cheap. I could have stayed at Aria late in the week for even cheaper. I will change my routine to visit here at this point instead of MLK holiday. To remind you, I'm trying to stay in every themed hotel in Vegas. FYI - I chose the Denver airport over Vegas because of the better flight times. I didn't mind the drive and the skiing/scenery it afforded. I did two weeks because I hate dealing with the airlines, airports and rental car companies. This halved the pain of two trips.

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