I went to all of these locations this Wednesday afternoon. None were worthy of their own post.
Pine 22 - One of these "create your own burger" places (ie Metro Burger). You basically pay more for food that is "supposed" to be better than fast food but never is. I had a swiss cheeseburger with approximately 20 really thin carrot slivers, two silver dollar sized lettuce leaves, 3 bean sprouts, and possibly some similarly minute slivers of cucumber (I didn't want to pick through to confirm that they were in there somewhere) for $7. The burger had little to no flavor. It was well done when I asked for medium rare. It was bone dry (ie frozen or man handled). The english muffin was the high lite. Or maybe the "to go" bag. I couldn't eat there once I saw what kind of restaurant it was. The place still retains the ambiance that the former restaurant established. It was a higher end full service restaurant back then. It seats about 100. It was mostly full. It is possible that this type of restaurant is the "sweet spot" for downtown. Mid-tier (think TGIF, Tijuana Flats) quality food at slightly lower prices because they 86 the staff. Personally, I had a better burger at a better price at the local sports bar on Monday night. And it came with a half a plate of waffle fries. I believe the menu was created by the woman behind Urban Flats (with some relation to Rusty Spoon). It's (the options) intriguing in theory, but, below standard in execution. The ingredients are poorly sourced and poorly managed once the come in. It is the Kim Kardashian of restaurants. Flashy, cheap and ultimately disappointing. They serve alcohol and some other food items. They must have cornered the market on wine splits. Pass.
Downtown Market and Cafe - I had a Waldorf sandwich for $7. Another loser. There wasn't much salad (chicken) on the sandwich and fewer grapes and walnuts in it. I don't recall tasting any apple. It rested on one sad, browning lettuce leaf. The place is cute. The only reason I stopped in. But, the food doesn't equal the setting. I bet it was developed for a gourmet coffee place (black wood and mirrors). The decorations (50's bric a brac) don't compliment the design. They leave out personal items (laptops and speaker boxes) among the tables. That and hand made signs on areas like the rest room door show that they have no eye for detail or taste. They have an interesting menu, but, I bet they don't deliver on the promise. If you have to go, stick to the meat-centric sandwiches. That way they can only mess up by having the wrong supplier or in the amount they offer you. It seats about 12. It's probably the farthest north of all the eating possibilities on Orange. They need a better name, signage and a clear view from the sidewalk into the cafe. Pass.
Kalbi Hau5 Food Truck - I had a quesadilla with kim chi and roast pork for $7 (the sign said $5 + 1 for meat). I have wanted to try this kim chi and Mexican fusion since I first heard about them doing it in LA. It's a disaster. The kim chi brings out the burntness on the quesadilla. The cheese clashes with the kim chi. The sogginess of the kim chi is a poor contrast with the dense pork. The pork was overcooked. A salsa topping was flavorless. Even the kim chi wasn't very good. Just a disaster. I now know Mexican food needs the contrast of fresh vegetables in texture, temperature and taste. I should have guessed as much since I hate the cooked onions and peppers they serve with some dishes. It makes it a gloopy mess. On the plus side, it took them over fifteen minutes to grill it and the truck looks dirty. They say they are at this location on Pine and Orange for 6 months. Lucky for us they seem to be out of most of their items when you try and order them. Pass.
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