Sunday, February 7, 2010

Club Crawl - Pour House and Lodge

9:30pm-10:30pm: Pour House Downtown. Good DJ. Nice, clean atmosphere. No smoking. The place was monopolized at that hour by some group of post-college friends (probably UCF by the clothing). One cute Asian and a blondy. Bartender was cool.

10:30pm-11:30pm: Lodge. Smoking. Very unattractive crowd. Might have been a Biggest Loser reunion.

I roamed around the area looking for some action, but, I think the cold weather kept people away. On the plus side the "pants on the ground" crowd seemed grounded. On the negative side, I had to see what horrible winter clothing Orlando denizens have access to and what a plethora of ugly, fat people I live next to. I think Precious would be an 8 in Orlando. Also, isn't there anyway to wall off Paramore and West Colonial. Why do these people always seem to have enough money to club but not enough to eschew unemployment insurance? The best of them make the sluts at Mako's seem reserved. Best part of the night was having coffee at Volcanos. That's a sad indictment. Bliss seemed to be doing well. They had a hundred person line out the door. But, why would you wait in it when you see that 90% of it was guys? It's not like you couldn't see the hand writing on the wall and you waited in the cold for the pleasure. Imbeciles.

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